A conversation with Erika Ervin
Erika Ervin
Erika Ervin born February 23rd, 1980 (Pisces)
Erika Ervin is currently put in writing her unauthorized autobiography, a long due work soon to be released in montly instalments. (pixabay photo)

Erika, what is your opinion about the issue of global warming?
I have reasons to believe that this purported global warming paradox is surely an abominable conspiracy of Qumar's operatives.

What's your vice?
I fake interest when people try to talk to me, but I do it in such a way they realize it. See, perhaps you are going to chastise me for that, but another vice of mine is I couldn't care less.

If I may ask, do you have any particular phobia?
Yes, I do! I have developed an unreasonable fear for butterflies, because of a bizzarre accident occurred to my aunt. I'm also terrified by séances, but that is quite common.

Could you tell us something about your future project?
Yes. I'm on the set of the remake of "Meet the Spartans", an underestimated classic whose meaning has not been perceived by the public.

Do you ever Google yourself?
Say every day or so. But lately Google often asks "Did you mean Erika Ervan", who happens to be a retired wholesaler from Atlanta. That's quite annoying, but not as much worrisome as learning that according to Bing my name sounds like an awful vulgarity in Bulgarian.

Do you have issues with movie directors?
I think their existence is highly overestimated.

What motivates you to act?
My agent says it's because I like the sound of my voice.

Is there a deep moral hidden in "Monsters Among Us"?
Yes, that when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with someone, you want the rest of your life to end as soon as possible - or something like that.

Erika Ervin refused to divulge her home telephone number, but here is a list of random numbers you can dream about :
6921107241 3740633758 6610435652 9963248650 2091782643 579707297 2232032102 772296765 835883847 707649000 855477698 3465057431 7394694496 8353021948 9574231601 9455656238 3433742421 4973117577 4814790734 4397394306
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