Erykah, according to some witnesses, you have been in a particular location with a star whose name I've not the authorization to bring out in the open. Do you want to comment?
Do you mean E.I.? It's a totally harmless thing. I deny any other such "situation", expecially one with J.Z...
I may have a picture.
You know, the photo is surely just an accident...
An accident? I do not understand.
Yes, accidents are known to happen. Like when you "accidentally" fake a photo. Or, for example, your dog or your partner may "accidentally" burst into flames. Do you understand now?
Now that I look it under a better light, the photo is surely a fake...
Your zodiac sign is Pisces. May I read you your horoscope?
All right! But I don't believe in zodiacal tomfoolery.
You will meet a totaled stranger from Las Vegas, a former civil engineer named Larry with both ears on the same side of the head. He will approach you with a map signed by the vicious pirate Hayreddin "Redbeard" Barbarossa, that places his stash in a demolished abbey in Montana. Don't be fooled!
Shoot me! You are spot on!
If you could choose someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
Surely Marge Simpson.
Not to offend you, but you know that that's not a real person, don't you?
Not to offend YOU, but it IS real, my mother told me so.
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