An interview with Erykah Badu
Erykah Badu
Erykah Badu born February 26th, 1971 (Pisces)
In her mysterious cavern Erykah Badu is compulsively looking for a cure for gastroenteritis in foxes (pixabay photo)

Erykah, according to some witnesses, you have been in a particular location with a star whose name I've not the authorization to bring out in the open. Do you want to comment?
Do you mean E.I.? It's a totally harmless thing. I deny any other such "situation", expecially one with J.Z...

I may have a picture.
You know, the photo is surely just an accident...

An accident? I do not understand.
Yes, accidents are known to happen. Like when you "accidentally" fake a photo. Or, for example, your dog or your partner may "accidentally" burst into flames. Do you understand now?

Now that I look it under a better light, the photo is surely a fake...
Your zodiac sign is Pisces. May I read you your horoscope?

All right! But I don't believe in zodiacal tomfoolery.

You will meet a totaled stranger from Las Vegas, a former civil engineer named Larry with both ears on the same side of the head. He will approach you with a map signed by the vicious pirate Hayreddin "Redbeard" Barbarossa, that places his stash in a demolished abbey in Montana. Don't be fooled!
Shoot me! You are spot on!

If you could choose someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
Surely Marge Simpson.

Not to offend you, but you know that that's not a real person, don't you?
Not to offend YOU, but it IS real, my mother told me so.

There is no possibility any of these is Erykah Badu's private telephone number :
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I have a confession to make. My director had planned my short appointment with Erykah Badu many months beforehand. Unluckily, I decided I had better things to do, like learning Polish or breeding newts. So, this web page is essentially the recollection of a nightmare I had after a copious dinner based on beans and chorizo.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.