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A talk with Ethan Hawke
Ethan Hawke
Ethan Hawke born November 6th, 1970 (Scorpio)
As it happens to many Scorpio people, Ethan Hawke is susceptible to get a garden gnomes collecting addiction (pixabay photo)

If you didn't grow up to become known as the actor Ethan Hawke, what do you think you would have done?
I would have gone to a film production company and sang John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt until they gave me a job.

Which super power do you have?
I can shrink other people heads, since I was 5. However, this could be quite annoying at family reunions.

What do you have in your pockets?
I got a pyramid of money in my pockets. You can look at them, you can ever lick them, but they are mine, all mine. My preciouss roll of notes...

Could you tell us the story of your next movie?
Yes! It is the story of Daniel, a plumber from Phoenix. He is abducted by an enigmatic company and he is coerced to write absurd "completelY faUx confabulaTions" for some web site, from a hidden underwater cubicle. (If you cannot locate me, tell Laura I always loved her...)

Which is your favorite book?
I'm crazy about "The Metamorphosis" by Frank Aphta.

You surely mean, by Franz Kafka?
You sure? I think I've heard it both ways.

Which is your favorite karaoke song?
To get the crowd pleased I always make an encore of "Vision of Love" by Mariah Carey.

What motivates you to act?
I hear a voice that motivates me. His name is Donald. Donald says you are an ass.

I will not deceive you by falsely stating that Ethan Hawke's private telephone number is listed here :
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