I'm here tonight with Ethan Hawke, who just saw the birth of his last movie. Hi, Ethan, and welcome to C*E*L*E*B.
I say it was about time you guys invited me. I saw Cher the other night and, let me tell you, I did not like it a bit.
Ethan, where will you go on your next holiday?
For my next vacation I leased a ritzy castle on the secretive hills of Panem. The only difficulty was finding a way to make a payment in bitcoins to the good-natured estate agent from Russia that contacted me about deal.
If I may ask, do you have any peculiar fear?
I have acquired an irrational phobia for Teddy bears, by reason of a bizzarre accident happened to my aunt. I'm also terrified by porcelain dolls, but that is quite normal.
You hit the mark in "Gattaca". Were you given plenty of room to shape your character?
Oh, yes! Oh, I nailed it! I'm used to ad lib. It's my trademark and directors oblige.
Could you corroborate the gossip about the theft of the Bigfoot pictures?
Thou, gorbellied boil-brained mumble-news! How do you dare?
What's the strangest dream that you remember?
I dreamed being castigated by a Harry S. Truman impersonator. I kept yelling "I did not eat my neighbor's kangaroo".
Is there a deep moral hidden in "Gattaca"?
Yes, just be yourself.
Indiana Jones, Lara Croft or Professor Layton?
I really don't care.
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