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Evan Ross
Evan Ross born August 26th, 1988 (Virgo)
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In his country house in Italy, right across the Michael Bolton's one, Evan Ross is producing his own red wine, whose name, by an unfortunate coincidence, sounds like an awful blasphemy in German (pixabay photo)

Evan, which is your favorite fruit?
It is called "Evan's sensation". In the middle of one of my famed wanderings in the Australian rainforest, I uncovered an unremarkable shrub unknown to botanists, now named Lepidocistudaria apetala, which every 7 years blooms and gives fruits whose flavor reminds of peaches and rust. You have to be rich enough even to unlike it...

When your are not on the set, which is your favorite diversion?
I think that collecting old door knobs and door handles is quite relaxing.

Don't you think it is time you write an autobiography?
You betcha! It is deplorable that I have little time to write. Recently I've read the back cover of the book "Fight Club", and I found it quite passable. Hence, I told my agent to pay a visit to the author - a certain Chuck Palahniuk - because I need a ghost writer, but for the time being I've not heard any answer.

Evan, some witnesses have seen you in an embarassing setting with a singer whose name or gender I've not the authorization to tell. Do you care to comment?
Do you mean I.J.? It's an absolutely harmless thing. I deny any other "situation", expecially one with M.U...

I may have a photo.
Well, I think the photo is just an impression...

An impression? I do not understand.
You know, just an impression. Like when you have the impression everything is OK and then for no reason at all your car and your dog start to burn. Do you understand now?

Let's forget about that imaginary picture...
Evan, you are always in tip-top condition. How do you do that?

I have devised the Blue Diet: during the month of June I eat nothing but blue foods, like blueberries, robin's eggs, blue corn and my special Smurf meatloaf.

Here is a list of numbers I have already excluded from being Evan Ross' private telephone number :
7325796115 5269826133 4829096088 9372002917 5687952046 333563818 922697593 4340152801 5605124918 4543156838 846653665 593580397 993474052 7374254367 8976595258 8437706664 3662589053 325254591 5888666498 5400703784
I patiently sat tight forever for the privilege to have a brief rendezvous with Evan Ross. The resulting piece was mind-blowing, like it was written by the spirit of Tennessee Williams under the effects of prescription exotic beverages. Hence, it was very regrettable, to put it mildly, that my cat by accident (I assume) shredded my only copy! After I came out from stupor, I tried to extract from my fading neurons those amazing words. Actually, to be clear here: I'm not really so confident this web page is a perfectly accurate report of our talk, and so I'm beginning to doubt it ever took place...
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.