Evan, which is your favorite fruit?
It is called "Evan's sensation". In the middle of one of my famed wanderings in the Australian rainforest, I uncovered an unremarkable shrub unknown to botanists, now named Lepidocistudaria apetala, which every 7 years blooms and gives fruits whose flavor reminds of peaches and rust. You have to be rich enough even to unlike it...
When your are not on the set, which is your favorite diversion?
I think that collecting old door knobs and door handles is quite relaxing.
Don't you think it is time you write an autobiography?
You betcha! It is deplorable that I have little time to write. Recently I've read the back cover of the book "Fight Club", and I found it quite passable. Hence, I told my agent to pay a visit to the author - a certain Chuck Palahniuk - because I need a ghost writer, but for the time being I've not heard any answer.
Evan, some witnesses have seen you in an embarassing setting with a singer whose name or gender I've not the authorization to tell. Do you care to comment?
Do you mean I.J.? It's an absolutely harmless thing. I deny any other "situation", expecially one with M.U...
I may have a photo.
Well, I think the photo is just an impression...
An impression? I do not understand.
You know, just an impression. Like when you have the impression everything is OK and then for no reason at all your car and your dog start to burn. Do you understand now?
Let's forget about that imaginary picture...
Evan, you are always in tip-top condition. How do you do that?
I have devised the Blue Diet: during the month of June I eat nothing but blue foods, like blueberries, robin's eggs, blue corn and my special Smurf meatloaf.
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