A conversation with Evan Ross
Evan Ross
Evan Ross born August 26th, 1988 (Virgo)
Due to an uncanny accident happened to his uncle, Evan Ross suffers from an irrational phobia for zombies and a rational one for Ouija boards (pixabay photo)

If you didn't grow up to become known as the actor Evan Ross, what do you think you would have done?
I probably would have become a professional "Metroid Prime 2: Echoes" player.

Do you have a favorite book?
I really love "Jane Eyre" by Charlot.

You surely mean, by Charlotte Brontë?
I don't think so. I think I've heard it both ways.

When your are not acting, which is your favored pastime?
I think that coloring troll dolls' hair is a noble activity. I prefer to paint them in brown and gray.

Do you like to cook?
To be frank, I believe that preparing food is a big waste of time, since there are canteens and fast food joints more than willing to deliver my daily RDA of fats and carbohydrates. The few times I decide to cook for my relatives, I like to devise salads. My most cherished one is a mix of beef jerk and seaweeds, which I assume can accomodate both vegetarians and normal people.

Interesting! Could you share the recipe with us?
By all means! You take the beef jerk and the seaweeds and you make a bunch of sandwiches using some baguettes.

It does not matter, I obtained the recipe from one for a sandwich. After you made the sandwiches, you throw away the bread and mix beef jerk and seaweeds with some bbq sauce and there it is!

Where will you go on your next holiday?
For next summer I leased a gorgeous mansion on the hidden hills of Matobo. The only issue was finding a way to make a transfer in Linden dollars to the affable property owner from Nigeria that contacted me about business by email.

Evan Ross refused to share his private telephone number, but here is a list of random numbers you can dream about :
944347497 451285474 301389377 4767018467 962403907 6961419219 372586916 3216942609 6955520853 2911000069 422351948 5451742620 2409671287 9029069076 5158924467 632364894 4634963567 6152321053 7545187671 2540865733
I set up a short conversation with Evan Ross many days in advance. The resulting interview was fantastic, like it was written by Victor Hugo in his prime. So, it was highly unlucky that another inmate by accident (I assume) shredded my only copy! After I regained my composure, I attempted to summon up those imposing words. So, to be clear here: I'm not so confident this web page is a totally genuine report of what transpired during our meeting, and thus I'm beginning to doubt it ever happened...
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