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Ewan McGregor
Ewan McGregor born March 31st, 1971 (Aries)
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Which is Ewan McGregor's trick to achieve spotless skin? Surprisingly, it is a sponging with yak milk once a week (source)

If you didn't grow up to become known as the actor Ewan McGregor, what do you think you would have done?
I probably would have become a professional "Final Fantasy IX" player.

If I may ask, do you have any peculiar fear?
I guess! I have developed an unreasonable fear for cookies, by reason of a curious accident happened to my cousin. I'm also scared by lions, but that is quite common.

What is the strangest dream you remember?
I dreamed being castigated by a Steven Hawking impersonator. I kept repeating "I did not eat my aunt's elk".

Where do you go when you die?
Underground, usually, but if you are burned then your remains can lie in some dull place.

If you could choose someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
Probably Hermione Granger.

With all due respect, you know that that's not a real person, right?
YOU ARE NOT REAL!

How popular are you, on a scale of one to ten?
I forgot the statistics. I think I'm a four in Congo, but an eight in Atlanta.

Don't you think it is time you write a book on your life?
Yes! It is unfortunate that I have little time to write. Recently I've read the summary of the condensed version of "Little Women", and I found it passable. Thus, I told my agent to contact the author - a certain Louisa May Alcott - since I really need a ghost writer, but for the moment I've not heard any news.

Here is a list of numbers I have already excluded from being Ewan McGregor's private telephone number :
6353340826 8328756595 6064049580 4602733828 4607340389 6353249632 872346330 8021078201 673321703 3361753723 5139231712 6778284025 2154906031 4097223541 3440285287 7350599438 8189706108 9828780242 7852767715 9468491112
My supervisor had patiently arranged my little rendezvous with Ewan McGregor several months beforehand. Regrettably, I decided I had better things to do, like visiting Canada or feeding my pet gerbil. So, the transcript above is essentially based on what Ewan McGregor would have probably said if I have met him, as indicated by a statistics involving a couple of random people.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.