If you didn't grow up to become known as the actor Ewan McGregor, what do you think you would have done?
I probably would have become a professional "Final Fantasy IX" player.
If I may ask, do you have any peculiar fear?
I guess! I have developed an unreasonable fear for cookies, by reason of a curious accident happened to my cousin. I'm also scared by lions, but that is quite common.
What is the strangest dream you remember?
I dreamed being castigated by a Steven Hawking impersonator. I kept repeating "I did not eat my aunt's elk".
Where do you go when you die?
Underground, usually, but if you are burned then your remains can lie in some dull place.
If you could choose someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
Probably Hermione Granger.
With all due respect, you know that that's not a real person, right?
YOU ARE NOT REAL!
How popular are you, on a scale of one to ten?
I forgot the statistics. I think I'm a four in Congo, but an eight in Atlanta.
Don't you think it is time you write a book on your life?
Yes! It is unfortunate that I have little time to write. Recently I've read the summary of the condensed version of "Little Women", and I found it passable. Thus, I told my agent to contact the author - a certain Louisa May Alcott - since I really need a ghost writer, but for the moment I've not heard any news.
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