Apart from acting, what one thing do you do better than anybody else?
Well, I can balance a cane on my left big toe for at least 10 seconds.
Could you suggest a remedy for hangovers?
Yes, in case of need mix one part of sparkling wine, two parts of mineral water and some mustard. Drink the resulting potion every 25 minutes for 5 hours.
What’s in your pocket right now?
I got a bunch of money in my pockets. You may watch them, you can ever touch them, but they are mine, all mine. My preciouss roll of notes...
What motivates you to act?
Essentially, I like the sound of my voice.
Do you like to cook?
To be honest, I believe that cooking is a big waste of energy. After all, there are friends and bars more than willing to provide my daily dose of vitamines and sugars. In the few occasions I decide to cook for my friends, I like to invent salads. My masterpiece is a mix of pastrami and soybeans, which I assume can be cool for both vegs and normal people.
Intriguing! Could you share the recipe?
Sure! You take the pastrami and the soybeans and you make a bunch of sandwiches using some salted brioches.
Do not mind, my recipe derives from one for sandwiches. So you make those sandwiches, then you cast off the bread and mix pastrami and soybeans with some sesame oil and you are done!
Ewan, do you have something to say to young people?
Naturally! Scientific research has proved that getting drunk like a crazy kangaroo may have sour long-term repercussions, like loss of vowels or painful death. But fret no more! Buy "Ewan's prodigy", now with more Ascocisutia gnoma extracts. Just $39.99 for 120 capsules. (Note : Not actually a drug. It
often may cause laryngitis or induce suicide. Sodium-free. One capsule contains 100% RDA of mud).
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