A talk with Ewan McGregor
Ewan McGregor
Ewan McGregor born March 31st, 1971 (Aries)
Ewan McGregor always uses a rigorous way to choose his next move (pixabay photo)

Apart from acting, what one thing do you do better than anybody else?
Well, I can balance a cane on my left big toe for at least 10 seconds.

Could you suggest a remedy for hangovers?
Yes, in case of need mix one part of sparkling wine, two parts of mineral water and some mustard. Drink the resulting potion every 25 minutes for 5 hours.

What’s in your pocket right now?
I got a bunch of money in my pockets. You may watch them, you can ever touch them, but they are mine, all mine. My preciouss roll of notes...

What motivates you to act?
Essentially, I like the sound of my voice.

Do you like to cook?
To be honest, I believe that cooking is a big waste of energy. After all, there are friends and bars more than willing to provide my daily dose of vitamines and sugars. In the few occasions I decide to cook for my friends, I like to invent salads. My masterpiece is a mix of pastrami and soybeans, which I assume can be cool for both vegs and normal people.

Intriguing! Could you share the recipe?
Sure! You take the pastrami and the soybeans and you make a bunch of sandwiches using some salted brioches.

Salted brioches?
Do not mind, my recipe derives from one for sandwiches. So you make those sandwiches, then you cast off the bread and mix pastrami and soybeans with some sesame oil and you are done!

Ewan, do you have something to say to young people?
Naturally! Scientific research has proved that getting drunk like a crazy kangaroo may have sour long-term repercussions, like loss of vowels or painful death. But fret no more! Buy "Ewan's prodigy", now with more Ascocisutia gnoma extracts. Just $39.99 for 120 capsules. (Note : Not actually a drug. It often may cause laryngitis or induce suicide. Sodium-free. One capsule contains 100% RDA of mud).

Ewan McGregor refused to let me know his private telephone number, but here is a list of random numbers you can dream about :
9180715668 2450678370 5926858111 4279083868 2586334954 9280726017 6036557280 5261345260 665246428 348964723 3023666882 7436977624 769876571 6689827890 426735390 588990328 7628505347 3909154649 9223548443 3198254787
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