Could you improvise a lyric for us.
No problem! Here it is
Ezra, what are your feelings about the current USA president?
Sorry, I though this was a funny interview, not a peek to the dark side of the moon.
Ezra, which is your secret for eternal beauty?
As you may have imagined, it is a daily sponging with cement.
Are you aware of the rumors about you and the beaver appearing in your last movie?
Diddums! It wasn't my fault, and whatever gossip you heard about it has surely been distorted by the journalists.
Ezra, should you give up acting, which kind of occupation would you like to pick up?
Probably that of geoduck farmer, since I already have quite an experience in that field.
You were awesome in "The Perks of Being a Wallflower". Were you given a lot of freedom to mold your character?
Oh, yes! Oh, I nailed it! I like to improvise. It's like a second nature.
Do you have any new tattoos?
Actually I do! I have a violet chamaleon on my back. It contains a radiotransmitter, so I can be find if I am abducted, but unluckily it works only if I'm somehow au naturel.
Do you have a favorite brand of toilet paper?
I can confess that I make my own exclusive brand. My hand-made toilet paper is obtained from the baby leaves of Achlyglossa marmorata, an elusive parasitic orchid which grows only in Bulgaria.
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