An interview with Ezra Miller
Ezra Miller
Ezra Miller born September 30th, 1992 (Libra)
Ronald Cook, the new Ezra Miller's head of security, is constantly testing alternative ways to send away stalkers and irritating fans (source)

What do you think about the last Oscar dispute?
To be sincere, this is an elephant in the room.

Which is your favorite karaoke song?
When I want to start my session with a bang I sing "Whenever I Lay My Hat" by Paul Young.

When you were a little boy, did you see acting as a possible profession?
Sadly no, and I still hope that, one day, they are going to recognize the need for Klingon interpreters in the European Parliament.

Do you have any birthmark?
I have a tiny pelican shaped birthmark on my left shin. Probably my mother did involuntarily ingest a pelican while she was expecting me.

You have been the recipient of uncountable awards. Do you remember which is the first prize you ever won?
I won the "Tin Monkey Medal" issued by the Mayor of Boston for "notable but unrequested stage performance" at the early age of 6.

Apart from acting, is there something in which you excel?
You know, I do a great impression of a ferret, mostly for kids or everybody willing to disburse a pile of notes to assist.

When your are not acting, which is your favored hobby?
I think that making rubber band balls is quite relaxing.

Do you have any new tattoos?
Yes! I have a yellow jackal on my elbow. It implements a radiotransmitter, so I can be rescued if I am abducted, but unluckily it works only if I'm a little au naturel.

There is no possibility any of these is Ezra Miller's secret telephone number :
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I sat tight for several years before being able to have a hurried interview with Ezra Miller. The resulting interview was fantastic, like "Catch-22" rewritten by Flash Gordon. So, it was awfully untoward that my doctor (maybe on purpose!) ate my only copy! After I punished myself, I struggled to summon up those jaw-dropping words. So, to be frank here: I'm not one hundred percent certain this web page contains a completely truthful run-down of our interview, and so I'm beginning to wonder if it ever took place...
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.