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Faith Evans
Faith Evans born June 10th, 1973 (Gemini)
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Faith Evans in an astute outfit meant to fool irritating followers (pixabay photo)

If you could choose an animal to reincarnate in, which one would it be?
I'd have to say a panda.

Could you improvise a lyric for us.
I think so! Here it is

The wombat of agony
The wild wombat of agony
gobbles on the dreary fields of hallucination
as I stare at the wreck of this planet.
If only it had been the boar of agony
I could have bacon at least.

You have been seen in a compromising setting with a superstar whose name or gender I've not the authorization to reveal. Any comment?
I deny any such "situation", expecially one with B.T..

I may have a picture.
You know, the photo is surely just an accident...

An accident? I do not understand.
Yes, accidents are known to occur. Like when you "accidentally" fake a photo. Or, for example, your office may be "accidentally" stormed by the police looking for some improper things a dude may have "accidentally" planted there. Are we on the level?

I was joking, there is no picture at all...
Which is your next musical adventure?

Next month I'll release a vinyl-only experimental album of acid jazz covers of Pavarotti greatest hits, sung in Greek, Danish and Esperanto. It is very personal and jet of planetary significance.

Indiana Jones, Lara Croft or Professor Layton?
Are these the only magicians you know?

Almost surely none of the following numbers are Faith Evans' private telephone number :
9892707297 8304764352 567634415 2605032198 8181381296 2306998306 831568473 9392532672 2977571548 6774723925 6247401703 573214388 8989537918 685622107 4507870768 577075173 403228357 5930619693 6978905484 9696563934
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.