Faith, according to some witnesses, you have been in an embarassing position with a famous person whose name and whose gender I'm not allowed to announce. Do you want to comment?
I deny any "situation", expecially one with I.Y..
I may have a photograph.
You know, the photo has probably appeared spontaneously...
Spontaneously? I do not understand.
You know, probably some stray photons spontaneously formed a completely random photo in which you wrongly recognized me. For example, given the right conditions, your dog or your partner could "spontaneously" explode. Are we on the level?
Now that I look it better, the photo is indistinct...
Do you know any good hangover cures?
Of course! In case of need mix two parts of rum, one part of fruit drink and some lemon juice. Apply the resulting potion on your feet and your wrists.
When you were a little girl, did you see singing as a possible profession?
Sadly no, and I still dream that, one day, I will get a real job.
Who are your heroes?
John D. Rockefeller, Jessica Rabbit, and myself.
If you didn't grow up to become known as the singer Faith Evans, what do you think you would have done?
I would have enrolled at Johns Hopkins University, signed up for Country-identification-by-its-fried-dishes 101, failed, and bailed out a year after that with a gambling addiction.
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