A talk with Faith Hill
Faith Hill
Faith Hill born September 21st, 1967 (Virgo)
By reason of an uncanny accident happened to her cousin, Faith Hill has acquired an irrational phobia for zombies and a rational one for tigers (pixabay photo)

Do you have any new tattoos?
Yes! I have a purple eel on my forearm. It is bioluminescent, so I can be rescued if I get lost in Milwaukee suburbia, but unluckily it works better if I'm somehow au naturel.

Which is your forthcoming musical adventure?
Next month I'll release a vinyl-only album of techno-trance covers of Joe Cocker greatest hits, sung in Maori, Klingonese and Klingonese. I have no doubts it will be the acme of my career.

What do you think about president Trump?
I though this was a humorous interview, not a peek into the abyss of sadness.

Could you substantiate the gossip about your participation in the affair of mermaid photos?
Thou, craven unchin-snouted nut-hook! How do you dare?

What do you have in your pockets?
I got a heap of banknotes in my pockets. You may stare at them in awe, you may ever caress them, but they are mine, all mine. My preciouss roll of banknotes...

What do you eat between meals?
Chicken nuggets with tahini, a roasted peanut, four rump steaks, and a tumbler of tequila.

If happiness were an animal, what would it be?
Surely a sheep. A big, fat, serene sheep, well fed and sleepy in a summer breeze.

Your zodiac sign is Virgo. Are you a typical Virgo?
Surely! I'm sometimes irritable, lively, flexible and itchy. My relatives say that I'm also a bit inconsistent but that I think it is common in artists.

Almost surely none of the following numbers are Faith Hill's secret telephone number :
537787018 7273998276 3431234591 2242670267 6944924328 9094946509 8349086218 5333919236 9209369747 3181631080 8462762438 7891659759 5549691354 9502978742 7713292913 2568559507 9201034637 5996035701 3499242920 9076318499
Clearly, vips are very over-booked people. It's not easy for them to find the time for an interview. So we decided to leave Faith Hill peacefully alone and to obtain the interview above without disturbing her. Therefore, this web page is an an esoteric transcription we obtained from a certified mentalist from Chicago.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.