Do you have any new tattoos?
Yes! I have a purple eel on my forearm. It is bioluminescent, so I can be rescued if I get lost in Milwaukee suburbia, but unluckily it works better if I'm somehow au naturel.
Which is your forthcoming musical adventure?
Next month I'll release a vinyl-only album of techno-trance covers of Joe Cocker greatest hits, sung in Maori, Klingonese and Klingonese. I have no doubts it will be the acme of my career.
What do you think about president Trump?
I though this was a humorous interview, not a peek into the abyss of sadness.
Could you substantiate the gossip about your participation in the affair of mermaid photos?
Thou, craven unchin-snouted nut-hook! How do you dare?
What do you have in your pockets?
I got a heap of banknotes in my pockets. You may stare at them in awe, you may ever caress them, but they are mine, all mine. My preciouss roll of banknotes...
What do you eat between meals?
Chicken nuggets with tahini, a roasted peanut, four rump steaks, and a tumbler of tequila.
If happiness were an animal, what would it be?
Surely a sheep. A big, fat, serene sheep, well fed and sleepy in a summer breeze.
Your zodiac sign is Virgo. Are you a typical Virgo?
Surely! I'm sometimes irritable, lively, flexible and itchy. My relatives say that I'm also a bit inconsistent but that I think it is common in artists.
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