An interview with Famke Janssen
Famke Janssen
Famke Janssen born November 5th, 1964 (Scorpio)
Famke Janssen has initiated a petition for the universal revival of the Mayan calendar (source)

Who are your heroes?
Jeffrey (the imaginary uncle of King Arthur), Harry Potter, and myself.

Can you tell me the square root of 286881064?
According to my fans one of the possible answers is 51.

Have you made plans for the New Year?
My resolution is to obtain a special license for steering my hovercraft.

How do you invest all the dough you made acting?
I asked myself: "What do people like most?" I discovered that the answer is gummy bears! So I bought 2700000 boxes of gummy bears which I stashed in my pool,.

Could you tell us something about your ongoing project?
Yes. I'm in the middle of filming the remake of "Body of Evidence", a jewel whose magnitude has not been recognized by viewers.

Have you ever participated in a séance?
Yep! It was a very unsettling experience. At a certain point, the spirit of Joan of Arc appeared and conjectured that almost surely I'm the reincarnation of Charles I of England's food taster.

Is there something you would like to do right now?
Totally! Meditate on shoes and ships and sealing-wax, cabbages and kings.

Are you superstitious?
Indeed! I need to shout "koala!" to 3 strangers right before a significant event. Obviously not today.

Here is a list of numbers I have already excluded from being Famke Janssen's private telephone number :
257918364 6398656132 9563395876 2491130155 4617462074 8965245516 9038050009 263715532 6685221619 268388508 5125995406 8060981241 7460320577 8805407794 571690442 8373070230 293528264 3780547250 4371434274 642422942
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