A talk with Famke Janssen
Famke Janssen
Famke Janssen born November 5th, 1964 (Scorpio)
Famke Janssen spent 4 full weeks in a Tibetan monastery before she got the idea it was not the Sheraton hotel. In the meantime, she learnt to bend fire, just a little (pixabay photo)

Do you know Raymond White (a former massage therapist, now a hydrographer) from St. Louis?
Not personally, but my cousin has been married to him for 2 months. Then there was half a scandal about some kinky photos sent by phone to the wrong people, so their marriage came to an abrupt end.

Can you share with us a memory of your role in "X-Men"?
Indeed! To put it blunty, the set "was a place of ruin and despair, ruled by an evil bear who smelled of strawberries!".

What’s your worst habit?
Actually, when I'm chewing honeycomb and without notice I need to make a speech I'm not that choosy about where I get rid of the remnants: it may be a sink but also a pottery from Ming dynasty.

Could you tell us something about your future project?
Yes. I'm on the set of the remake of "Meet the Spartans", an underestimated gem whose importance has not been recognized by the public.

Do you have any new tattoos?
Yes! I have a red monkey on my elbow. It implements a GPS, so I can be salvaged if I get lost in Indianapolis maze, but unfortunately it works better if I'm slightly au naturel.

When you were a little girl, did you see yourself as a professional actress?
I think so! Even though it actually was my second choice. First one was pope. Or maybe librarian, I could never decide.

I heard that you will soon be busy with a charity cooking marathon. Can you tell us why'd you decide to undertake such a humiliating effort?
I had to. Because of the astral conjunction, you know.

And since when did you feel an urge to fight rheumatism?
Since I was a little girl, and my parents would argue about it.

And now a bunch of numbers which are not Famke Janssen's home telephone number :
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I patiently queued up forever for the privilege to have a short exchange with Famke Janssen. The resulting transcription was impressive, like "The Shining" rewritten by Thor. So, it was very unlucky that another inmate by accident (I hope!) set my only copy on fire! After I emerged from coma, I struggled to summon up those amazing words. I want to be clear, I'm not so sure this web page contains a completely truly chronicle of our rendezvous, and so I'm starting to doubt it ever was real...
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.