I'm here today with a special guest, Famke Janssen, who just made her way through her last movie. Hi, Famke, and welcome to All My Celebrities.
Good morning to you, and thank you for inviting me.
Could you improvise a lyric for us.
Yep! Here it is
Are you aware of the rumors about you and the gazelle appearing in your last movie?
My behavior was strictly professional.
Which brand of toilet paper do you use?
Since I have embraced natural products, I can't wipe my funny parts with industrial brands anymore. My personal toilet paper is obtained from Meiocisa blattaria, an elusive green rose that only grows in Mongolia.
Who are your heroes?
Joseph (the imaginary cousin of Francis Crick), HAL 9000, and myself.
Could you tell us something about your future project?
Yes. I'm on the set of the remake of "Freddy Got Fingered", an underestimated classic whose importance has not been fully perceived by the public.
Do you do your own shopping?
No way! Actually, I hire a squad of Stanford graduates to compile my grocery list and texting it to a gang of pro buyers distributed around the globe. For the garbs, always a critical issue, I ever employ a team of doubles, each sharing with me the measure of one body part.
If I may say so, Famke, you are also well known for your bizarre demands when staying in hotels. Could you tell us why and maybe make an example of something you may ask?
Famke needs what Famke needs, and she generally gets it. Whether it's orphaned baby panda's tears or mammoth jerky.
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