A talk with Fats Domino
Fats Domino
Fats Domino born February 26th, 1928 (Pisces)
The next release from Fats Domino will be a vinyl-only album of eurodance covers of Pavarotti greatest hits, sung in Punjabi, Dutch and Polish (pixabay photo)

What are your feelings about president Trump?
I assured my niece I would not talk dirty openly anymore, so I'd pretend I did not hear the question.

Are you superstitious?
Sure enough! I use to eat something white before an important meeting. Clearly not today.

When your are not on tour, which is your main hobby?
I think that collecting old TV antennas rests my mind.

One of your hits, "Ain't That a Shame", is a hymn of love. Does it also have a second meaning?
Definitely! It really is about my unconfessed love for root beer.

What’s your biggest defect?
I'm too cool and in general I work too hard.

If you didn't grow up to become known as the singer Fats Domino, what do you think you would have done?
I would have gone to a record company and sang John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt until they gave me a job.

Do you ever Google yourself?
Not so often. Say every other day or so. But lately Google often asks "Did you mean Fats Demino", who turns out to be a former plastic surgeon from Seattle. That's quite dispiriting, but not as much embarassing as learning that according to Bing my name is similar to a horrible curse in Bulgarian.

Where do you go when you die?
According to many books, the departed are not that mobile. They normally tend to stay where you put them.

Fats Domino refused to divulge his private telephone number, but here are some random numbers you can dream about :
9845512250 4886641779 8474867717 3668294449 2238182566 2136260906 6679769273 2826470103 8273410784 7849999272 5481703503 7022123403 819532324 7529772432 8423888512 3277332569 2500127653 9697697662 8075294799 2842123759
My little meeting with Fats Domino has been scheduled months in advance. The resulting interview was amazing, like it was written by Charles Dickens under the influence of too much sparkling wine. Thus, it was awfully untoward, to put it mildly, that my dog (on purpose!) devoured my only copy! After I regained mental sanity, I made an attempt to recollect those awe-inspiring words. To be honest here: I'm not so sure this web page is a totally precise account of what transpired during our conversation, and I'm beginning to doubt it actually happened...
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.