Fats, which is your favorite fruit?
It is called "Fats' sensation". During one of my famed explorations of Andean plateau, I discovered an inconspicuous unknown plant, now named Sclerostemia papillosa, which every 8 years blooms and gives fruits whose flavor reminds of apples and Worcestershire sauce. You have to be extremely rich even to find it uncanny...
Fats, if I may ask, how do you invest all the dough you make in your career?
Remember, when shell necklaces will be successful again I will have my revenge.
Have you ever had a supernatural experience?
Ah, years ago I went camping with a friend. We did "that" in the meadows, under the stars, in the middle of nature.
What is your opinion about the current USA president?
You are a little impish, but I promised my dog I would not embarass myself in public again, so I'd pretend I did not hear the question.
Who are your heroes?
Jean-Paul Sartre, Spiderman, and myself.
Do you Google yourself often?
Not so often anymore. Say every three hours. But lately Google often asks "Did you mean Fats Dumino", who apperently is a retired environmental scientist from Tucson. That's quite distressing, but not as much upsetting as discovering that according to Bing my name sounds like an appalling blasphemy in Klingonese.
Are you allergic to anything?
I'm allergic to acetylene, poverty and armadillo tears.
Present-day society seems prone to a wave of unstoppable ferocity and violence. What would Fats Domino do?
You know, I believe that assigning a hired gun to every person would fix many problems, but most politicians are just selfish fossil punks.
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