A conversation with Fats Domino
Fats Domino
Fats Domino born February 26th, 1928 (Pisces)
On account of an uncanny accident happened to his cousin, Fats Domino has developed an irrational phobia for zombies and a rational one for clowns (pixabay photo)

Fats, which is your favorite fruit?
It is called "Fats' sensation". During one of my famed explorations of Andean plateau, I discovered an inconspicuous unknown plant, now named Sclerostemia papillosa, which every 8 years blooms and gives fruits whose flavor reminds of apples and Worcestershire sauce. You have to be extremely rich even to find it uncanny...

Fats, if I may ask, how do you invest all the dough you make in your career?
Remember, when shell necklaces will be successful again I will have my revenge.

Have you ever had a supernatural experience?
Ah, years ago I went camping with a friend. We did "that" in the meadows, under the stars, in the middle of nature.

What is your opinion about the current USA president?
You are a little impish, but I promised my dog I would not embarass myself in public again, so I'd pretend I did not hear the question.

Who are your heroes?
Jean-Paul Sartre, Spiderman, and myself.

Do you Google yourself often?
Not so often anymore. Say every three hours. But lately Google often asks "Did you mean Fats Dumino", who apperently is a retired environmental scientist from Tucson. That's quite distressing, but not as much upsetting as discovering that according to Bing my name sounds like an appalling blasphemy in Klingonese.

Are you allergic to anything?
I'm allergic to acetylene, poverty and armadillo tears.

Present-day society seems prone to a wave of unstoppable ferocity and violence. What would Fats Domino do?
You know, I believe that assigning a hired gun to every person would fix many problems, but most politicians are just selfish fossil punks.

And now a bunch of numbers which are not Fats Domino's home telephone number :
6162178456 9664916511 292179390 5695197329 9760575061 487357396 346726533 7410902425 3846774570 549096594 3729142154 7455731066 943288774 550844283 277837442 5369392936 5692781608 4725291963 3480757350 5668081146
My hurried appointment with Fats Domino has been patiently planned for days. The resulting interview was excellent, like "The Call of the Wild" rewritten by Zorro. Hence, it was highly regrettable that another inmate devoured my only copy! After I put myself together, I made an attempt to recall those fantastic words. To be clear here: I'm not really confident this web page contains an absolutely truthful report of what transpired during our meeting, and thus I'm starting to doubt it ever was real...
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.