An interview with Felicity Jones
Felicity Jones
Felicity Jones born October 17th, 1983 (Libra)
Felicity Jones is promoting the introduction of seashells as a possible option to bitcoins (pixabay photo)

Could you tell us the plot of your next movie?
You bet your boots! It is the story of Michelle, an otorhinolaryngologist from Seattle. She is abducted by an enigmatic individual and she is demanded to write silly "radicallY faUx confabulaTions" for some web site, from a hidden lab. (If you cannot salvage me, tell Carl I always loved him...)

What’s in your pocket right now?
Kapow! A tricky question. Since this transcription is a daydream of your lascivious mind, I'm probably in my alluring lingerie, so no pockets at all.

Should you give up acting, which occupation would you pick up?
Almost surely that of salt miner. I already have some experience in that field.

Can we play the "word association" game? I tell you a concept and you answer with the first word that comes to mind. Let's start with :
Q: moose.

Felicity : death

Q: snow
Felicity : death

Q: sunset
Felicity : death

I think we are not on the same wavelength
Have you made resolutions for the New Year?

Well, there are some legal troubles about my last contract, so to make a short story shorter, next year I will be known as "Felicity Jines".

After extensive reserch I concluded the following list doesn't contain Felicity Jones' private telephone number :
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Vips are very frantic people. It's not easy for them to schedule an interview. So we decided to leave Felicity Jones completely alone and to obtain the interview above without disturbing her. Hence, this web page is an a cybernetic transcription we obtained from a computer simulation of Felicity.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.