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An interview with Frances Conroy
Frances Conroy
Frances Conroy born November 13th, 1953 (Scorpio)
Because of an innocuous freak accident with her blimp, Frances Conroy has lived for 5 months in the Australian rainforest. She was alone, except for her parrot Derito and her strong personality (source)

I'm here tonight with Frances Conroy, who just made her way through her last movie. Hi, Frances, and welcome to Celebrities Are Better Than You.
I say it was about time you folks invited me. I saw Michael Bolton the other night and, let me tell you, I did not like it a bit.

If there was a movie produced about your life, who do you think should play you, and why?
Rosamund Pike. I imagine we feel the same about Ace Ventura.

When you were a little girl, did you see yourself as a professional actress?
Actually, no. My imaginary friend and I decided that I would have become a plumber. But, that's life.

If happiness were an animal, what would it be?
I figure a raccoon. A big, fat, placid raccoon, replete and dozy in a summer breeze.

Your line of work is often stressful. How do you face it?
To make my soul tougher, I periodically take a nap on a cot made of rough sandpaper and thorns liberally sprinkled with vinegar.

Your zodiac sign is Scorpio. Are you a typical Scorpio?
I don't think so! I'm sometimes surly, somehow sleepy, dogged and calm. My relatives say that I'm also a little contradictory but that I think it is common in artist.

What is your opinion about president Trump?
I gave my word to my grandma I would not talk dirty openly anymore, so I'd pretend I did not understand the question.

Which brand of toilet paper do you use?
Since I have discovered natural products, I can't wipe my privy bits with commercial brands anymore. My personal hand-made toilet paper is obtained from Hemimela recondita, an elusive green poppy that only grows in Mongolia.

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To be honest, my supervisor had lined up my meeting with Frances Conroy several months beforehand. Regrettably, I got stoned watching a rerun of "Leprechaun". So, this web page is essentially based on what Frances Conroy would have probably answered if I have met her, as suggested by a telephonic poll involving a couple of random people.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.