A conversation with Frances McDormand
Frances McDormand
Frances McDormand born June 23rd, 1957 (Cancer)
Roger Bailey, the new Frances McDormand's head of security, is constantly testing alternative methods to turn away stalkers and importune supporters (source)

Frances, can you share with us a memory of your role in "Fargo"?
Crickety! To put it blunty, the set "was a place of ruin and despair, ruled by an evil bear who smelled of strawberries!".

What do you think about the international situation?
Alakazam! I think it is very brutal, since on our battered planet there are countries where it is impossible to find even an almost tolerable mint julep.

What’s your biggest defect?
People who know me believe that I've not shortcomings, but if I chomp honeycomb and suddenly I need to empty my mouth I'm not very discriminating about where I dump the debris: it may be the gutter but also a ceramic pottery from Ming dynasty.

Frances, should you give up acting, which occupation would you like to choose?
Almost surely that of beekeeper, since I already have some experience in that field.

Which is your favorite book?
I'm wild about "The Great Gatsby" by Gerald Scott.

You mean, by F. Scott Fitzgerald?
I think you are confusing the book with the movie, however I've heard it both ways.

Your zodiac sign is Cancer. Are you a typical Cancer?
Yep! I'm a little irritable, quite energetic, strong-minded and antsy. My relatives say that I'm also a little paradoxical but that I think it is normal in artist.

I've heard you are about to publish a book. Would you like to share with us a few details?
The actual details on my forthcoming book will soon be printed in another book. What I can divulge now is that it will be my unofficial autobiography, a long awaited work soon to be released in montly instalments.

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