If you didn't grow up to become known as the actress Frances McDormand, what do you think you would have done?
I would have enrolled at UCLA, signed up for Epistemologic Mechanicism 101, failed, and bailed out after a month with an online massively multiplayer videogames addiction.
Your zodiac sign is Cancer. May I read you your horoscope?
Do as you want, but I don't believe in zodiacal drivel.
You have accumulated a great deal of jaundice in you that can explode without notice. You will get rid of this state only if you absolve or destroy somebody who has injured you in the past.
Gosh! That's impressive!
Do you do your own shopping?
I would love to, but I'm too occupied doing very significant things for all the people and I can't waste time on such bagatelles. Actually, I retain a crew of experts to elaborate my grocery list and texting it to a bunch of pro buyers spread around the world. For the garbs, I ever hire a crew of surrogates, one for each body part.
Which is your favorite karaoke song?
My true love is Beethoven.
If you could choose a someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
Surely Dante Alighieri.
I've heard you are about to publish a book. Would you like to share with us a few details?
The details on my imminent book will soon be published in the book itself. What I can say here is that it will be my unofficial autobiography. It will be tattoed on backs and arms of 700 models that will be dispersed in Salt Lake City as in a flash mob.
Do you know the "word association" game? I tell you a word and you say quickly the first word that comes to mind. I begin with :
Frances : day
Frances : hero
Frances : insects
I don't think you are in the right mood.
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