Could you deny the gossip about the theft of the Abominable Snowman pictures?
Truth is delicate and so are you and your entrails...
Can we play the "word association" game? I say a word and you say the first word that comes to mind. Let's start with :
Françoise : car
Françoise : Reno
Françoise : wrath
Don't you think it is time you write a book on your life?
Yes! It is deplorable that I have so little time to put down the words, as we creatives like to say. Last month I've read the inside flap of the book "Jane Eyre", and I found it palatable. Therefore, I told my agent to call the author - a certain Charlotte Brontë - since I truly need a ghost writer, but for the moment I've not heard any news.
Which is the most embarrassing DVD (or VHS) in your possession?
Ouch! Excluding "Twilight", I fear it is "Year One". That was really a hiccup in the career of Jack Black!
You have been seen in a compromising position with a singer whose name I'm not at liberty to publish. Do you have any comment?
I deny any such "situation", expecially one with N.I..
I may have a photo.
Well, the photo is surely just an accident...
An accident? I do not understand.
You know, accidents are known to occur all the time. Like when you accidentally take a double exposure. Or, for example, your mother or your office may "by accident" start to burn. Are we clear now?
I think I've lost that blurred photo anyway...
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