Indiana Jones, Lara Croft or Professor Layton?
The female one.
I've heard you are about to publish a book. Would you like to share with us a few details?
The actual details on my forthcoming book will soon be printed in the book itself. What I can say now is that it will be my unofficial autobiography, a long awaited work soon to be released in daily instalments.
Modern world seems prone to criminality and ferocity. What would Françoise Hardy do?
I think that appointing a security guard to every citizen can make wonders, but most lawmakers are just selfish decrepit lads.
Where did you go on your last vacation?
Recently I leased a ritzy manor in a hidden valley of Bhutan. The contract included a drawbridge to preserve my privacy and also a crowd of extras pretending to be excited supporters.
How famous are you, on a scale of one to ten?
I forgot the statistics. Probably, I'm a one in Tibet, but a seven in Las Vegas.
What do you think about the international situation?
I think it is unfortunately very brutal, since there are regions where it is difficult to find even a just so-so martini.
How do you invest the money you make?
He said it is a secret, but I invested my fortune in a money-making scheme devised by a financial guru named C. Pinzi, a mastermind of offshore investments. I can give you his phone, but I could not speak to him in the last weeks.
I heard that you will soon participate to a charity concert. Would you tell us why'd you decide to undertake such a humiliating effort?
I had to. Because of the astral conjunction, you know.
And since when did you feel a need to inform people about lead poisoning?
Without all due respect, I couldn't care less about it.
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