A conversation with Françoise Hardy
Françoise Hardy
Françoise Hardy born January 17th, 1944 (Capricorn)
Françoise Hardy always employs a scientific method to choose her next song (pixabay photo)

Indiana Jones, Lara Croft or Professor Layton?
The female one.

I've heard you are about to publish a book. Would you like to share with us a few details?
The actual details on my forthcoming book will soon be printed in the book itself. What I can say now is that it will be my unofficial autobiography, a long awaited work soon to be released in daily instalments.

Modern world seems prone to criminality and ferocity. What would Françoise Hardy do?
I think that appointing a security guard to every citizen can make wonders, but most lawmakers are just selfish decrepit lads.

Where did you go on your last vacation?
Recently I leased a ritzy manor in a hidden valley of Bhutan. The contract included a drawbridge to preserve my privacy and also a crowd of extras pretending to be excited supporters.

How famous are you, on a scale of one to ten?
I forgot the statistics. Probably, I'm a one in Tibet, but a seven in Las Vegas.

What do you think about the international situation?
I think it is unfortunately very brutal, since there are regions where it is difficult to find even a just so-so martini.

How do you invest the money you make?
He said it is a secret, but I invested my fortune in a money-making scheme devised by a financial guru named C. Pinzi, a mastermind of offshore investments. I can give you his phone, but I could not speak to him in the last weeks.

I heard that you will soon participate to a charity concert. Would you tell us why'd you decide to undertake such a humiliating effort?
I had to. Because of the astral conjunction, you know.

And since when did you feel a need to inform people about lead poisoning?
Without all due respect, I couldn't care less about it.

I will not deceive you by falsely stating that Françoise Hardy's private telephone number is listed here :
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To be sincere, my chief had set up my brief exchange with Françoise Hardy many weeks beforehand. Regrettably, I realized I had more interesting things to do, like growing lichens or visiting Canada. So, the transcript above is mainly based on what Françoise Hardy would have probably said if I have met her, as indicated by a telephonic poll involving a couple of random people.
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