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Françoise Hardy
Françoise Hardy born January 17th, 1944 (Capricorn)
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The next release from Françoise Hardy will be a vinyl-only album of trip hop covers of Frank Sinatra greatest hits, sung in Turkish, Catalan and Javanese (pixabay photo)

Françoise, what do you think about president Donald Trump?
You are a little devilish, but I guaranteed my canary I would not curse openly, so I'd pretend I did not hear your question.

Could you suggest a remedy for hangovers?
That's right! In case of need mix one part of brandy, three parts of energy drink and some vinaigrette. Drink the resulting elixir every 10 minutes for 3 hours.

Have you made plans for the New Year?
My resolution is to obtain soon a special license for flying my dirigible.

Nowaday the problem of bronchitis in sheep is reaching epic dimensions. Is Françoise Hardy doing anything in this respect?
For certain! I will chastely sleep in a bunk bed with a fan one night a month. The profits ($1,200 per night) will be granted to an organization for the cure of bronchitis in sheep.

Which is your favorite book?
I really love "Life of Pi" by John Martens.

You mean, by Yann Martel?
You sure? I think I've heard it both ways.

I heard you are just back from a series of concerts in Tibet. How was the accomodation?
Actually, I lived 2 full weeks in a Tibetan monastery before I got the idea it was not the Best Western hotel. On the bright side, I learnt to stun gnats by staring at them.

If you could choose someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
Surely Homer Simpson.

Not to offend you, but you know that that's not a real person, right?
Not to offend YOU, but it IS real, my mother told me so.

I will not deceive you by falsely stating that Françoise Hardy's home telephone number is listed here :
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Clearly, celebrities are frantic people. It's not easy for them to schedule an interview. So we decided to leave Françoise Hardy peacefully alone and to obtain the interview above without disturbing her. Hence, this web page is an a psychic transcription we obtained employing a reliable mentalist from Sacramento.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.