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Frankie Valli
Frankie Valli born May 3rd, 1934 (Taurus)
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After a curious accident happened to his cousin, Frankie Valli has acquired an irrational phobia for Smurfs and a rational one for lions (source)

Frankie, what is your opinion about the current USA president?
I'm a little preoccupied, since I heard rumors that president Trump wants an app to kill the Www when he feels it hates guns.

You seem to be always so effervescent and chirpy. Do you also have a dark side?
It's hard to confess it, but I do. Each one has two sides. At times, when I see a colleague, I tremble with hate and I grit my teeth. And then, without warning, I sense the urge to close forever those leering eyes. And then there is my dark side... You do not want to hear about it.

Frankie, do you have something to say to young people?
Absolutely! Recent studies have showed that sniffing glue like an anteater may have sour consequences, like loss of limbs or death. But now you can stop being frightened! Buy "Frankie's sensation", now with more Aerocistinnella lunata tincture. Just $19.99 for 120 tablets. (Disclaimer : Not actually a drug. It often may cause loss of vowels or induce suicide. Sugar-free. It may contain traces of tears and glitter).

Where do you go when you die?
I believe that most of the deceased have the inclination to sit tight.

Do you have any birthmark?
I have a tiny caterpillar shaped birthmark on my right ankle. Probably my father did dream a caterpillar while my mother was expecting me.

Is there something you would like to do right now?
Yep! Take a stroll in a strawberry field.

Can you tell me the square root of 470733415?
I will not dignify you with an anwser.

If you didn't grow up to become known as the singer Frankie Valli, what do you think you would have done?
I probably would have become a professional "Metal Gear Solid" player.

Frankie Valli refused to share his secret telephone number, but here are some random numbers you can dream about :
6119518272 9996711910 598660225 5759556004 6223727969 6959977170 8762153442 500942905 6182513135 9613131475 8653182431 3223011917 2290420234 3965042899 3633177168 9829681732 9312879336 4327924181 2316898786 6778835355
My little talk with Frankie Valli has been patiently arranged months beforehand. The resulting interview was breathtaking, like "The Odyssey" rewritten by Doctor Who. So, it was highly disastrous that my cat (probably on purpose!) devoured my only copy! After I buried the body (so to speak), I tried to recollect those wondrous words. To be straight, I'm not so certain this web page contains a totally precise chronicle of what transpired during our interview, and so I'm starting to be uncertain it ever was real...
Other interviews worth checking:
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.