A conversation with Frankie Valli
Frankie Valli
Frankie Valli born May 3rd, 1934 (Taurus)
Frankie Valli is always looking for new ways to stay in touch with his supporters. (pixabay photo)

Could you deny the gossip about the lost Jersey Devil DNA samples?
Thou, gorbellied doghearted moldwarp! How do you dare?

Can you tell me the square root of 7451989780?
I will not dignify you with an anwser, not even a wrong one.

Frankie, have you made plans for the New Year?
Actually, I had some issues with my agent, so to make a long story short, next year I will be known as "Frankie Vylli".

Nowaday the problem of anemia in tigers is attaining gigantic proportions. Are you doing something to alleviate the problem?
That's right! I will platonically sleep in a bunk bed with a supporter one night a week. The proceeds ($1,100 per night) will go to an organization for the cure of anemia in tigers.

Can we play the "word association" game? I say a word and you answer with another word. Let me start with :
Q: panda.

Frankie : death

Q: diva
Frankie : death

Q: karma
Frankie : death

I think we had fun enough...

And now a bunch of numbers which are not Frankie Valli's home telephone number :
9624357439 8024876028 8709698793 6479611619 4113705252 4076379911 9733459919 3543299752 9710593488 763104217 9207495030 4217553733 985510199 8978832141 3888319440 2687443246 9961401293 3351651134 2702246494 8515310315
Clearly, celebrities are very over-booked people. It's not easy for them to schedule an interview. So we decided to leave Frankie Valli peacefully alone and to obtain the interview above without disturbing him. Thus, this web page is an a cybernetic transcription we obtained via an artificial intelligence we supplied with all the available info about Frankie.
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