Which brand of toilet paper do you use?
Common brands are for common people. My hand-made toilet paper is obtained from Lomastachya arcuata, a very scarce green rose that only grows in Mongolia.
Who are your heroes?
Ronald (the obscure uncle of Isaac Newton), Doctor Who, and myself.
If you could choose someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
Not to offend you, but you know that that's not a real person, right?
Not to offend YOU, but it IS real, in a mockumentary.
Could you tell us something about your future project?
I guess so! I'm in the middle of filming the sequel of "Freddy Got Fingered", a real masterpiece whose relevance has not been perceived.
Can you support the hearsay about the purloined Yeti pictures?
Truth is easily spoilt and so are you and your life...
I heard that you will soon participate to a charity marathon. Would you tell us why'd you decide to undertake such a humble effort?
I had to for a small clause in my last contract, which obliged me to increase the number of charity events I attend.
And since when did you feel an urge to fight astigmatism?
Without all due respect, I couldn't care less about it.
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