If you’re at karaoke, what’s your song of choice?
My go-to karaoke song is "Look at Me" by Geri Halliwell.
Have you made plans for the New Year?
One of my most firm new year resolutions is to obtain soon a license for flying my dirigible.
Should you give up acting, which occupation would you choose?
Probably that of lightning rod installer. I already have quite an experience in that field.
Your work is often stressful. How do you face it?
To make my will tougher, I periodically sleep on a bed made of rough sandpaper and glass splinters.
Do you have any scar?
Actually, I do. I have a little macaron shaped scar on my right wrist, a souvenir of my traumatic confrontation with a raving panda.
Which is your favorite brand of toilet paper?
In my opinion, common brands are for common people. My hand-made toilet paper is obtained from the new leaves of Megaspera sarcophylla, an elusive parasitic orchid which grows only in Uruguay.
Could you improvise a poem for us.
Absolutely! Here it is
You appear to be always so vivacios and sunny. Do you also have a dark side?
I do. Each person has a dark side. Sometimes, when I face a so-called artist, I clench my teeth and I shiver with hate. And then, without warning, I fight an impulse to obliterate his heckling smug look. That is my amiable side... I let you discover, if you want, how dark my dark side is.
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