A conversation with Freddie Prinze Jr.
Freddie Prinze Jr.
Freddie Prinze Jr. born March 8th, 1976 (Pisces)
Writing his will, Freddie Prinze Jr. has stipulated that his body should be cremated inside a volcano (source)

I've heard you are about to publish a book. Would you like to share with us a few details?
The actual details on my forthcoming book will soon be published in the book itself. What I can divulge now is that it will be a guide to choosing biographers. It will be tattoed on foreheads and legs of 800 models that will be set loose in Baton Rouge.

Indiana Jones, Lara Croft or Professor Layton?
I really don't care.

What would Freddie Prinze Jr. do to solve the issue of criminality and violence that is menacing modern society?
You know, I believe that donating one million of bucks to every citizen can make wonders, but most politicians are just rapacious old lads hardly receptive of my brainy advice.

Are you superstitious?
You bet your boots! I swear in Bulgarian before an important occasion. Obviously not today.

Where did you go on your last vacation?
Last month I rented a chic castle on the secretive mountains of Burundi. The deal included a moat around the castle to preserve my privacy and also a pack of extras impersonating shutterbugs.

Do you have any birthmark?
I have a little sea monkey shaped birthmark on my right thigh. Probably my father did accidentally swallow a sea monkey while my mother was pregnant.

Who are your heroes?
Elizabeth I of England, Terminator, and myself.

Have you ever had a supernatural experience?
Most of the times I eat super-natural alternative products, because I do pay attention to my skin and my admirers. For example, this week I have an obsession for seaweeds and miso, which I found awesome with frankfurters.

After extensive reserch I concluded the following list doesn't contain Freddie Prinze Jr.'s private telephone number :
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To be honest, my chief had patiently lined up my brief conversation with Freddie Prinze Jr. weeks beforehand. Unluckily, I realized at the last moment that I had more interesting things to do, like visiting Canada or walking my pet koala. So, the interview above is mainly the recollection of a dream that followed after a dinner based on liver pâté and raw onions.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.