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Gabriel Macht
Gabriel Macht born January 22nd, 1972 (Aquarius)
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Last month, Gabriel Macht has sold his acclaimed cleaning products collection to an undisclosed senator for $250,000 (source)

Apart from acting, is there one thing you do exceptionally well?
Well, I do a great imitation of a chipmunk, usually for kids or everybody willing to drop a lot of money to assist.

Which is the coolest flag?
I think it is that of Brobdingnag. If I'm not mistaken, it is purple and green with a tiny purple jackal in the middle.

Do you have any new tattoos?
Yep! I have a blue snail on my left buttock. It contains a GPS, so I can be retrieved if I get lost in a desert, but unluckily it works better if I'm somehow au naturel.

Are you aware of the rumors about you and the fox appearing in your last movie?
Fa shizzle! How did you people find out!? I plead not guilty.

Your work is often stressful. How do you face it?
To toughen my ego, I periodically doze on a mattress made of rusty barbed wire.

Gabriel, you are also well known for your peculiar requests when staying in hotels. Is it true? Can you explain us why and maybe make an example of something you may ask?
Lately I've found that I can't stay anywhere without gold-plated underwear or pure neptunium delivered every two hours to my door.

Have you ever participated in a séance?
Yes! It was an extremely excruciating experience. At a certain point, the spirit of Lao-Tzu manifested and certified that almost surely I'm the reincarnation of a Max Planck's aunt.

Do you know any good hay fever cure?
Sure, in case of hay fever, mix three parts of tequila, one part of fruit drink and some Worcestershire sauce in a bowl, then drink this potion every 25 minutes for at least 5 hours.

After extensive reserch I concluded the following list doesn't contain Gabriel Macht's secret telephone number :
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To be frank, my supervisor had patiently set up my brief interview with Gabriel Macht many months beforehand. Unluckily, I decided at the last moment that I had more interesting things to do, like walking my pet chipmunk or collecting feathers. So, the transcript above is mainly based on what Gabriel Macht would have probably said if I have met him, as indicated by a telephonic poll involving a couple of his fans.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.