If you could choose someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
Probably Jessica Rabbit.
Not to offend you, but you know that that's not a real person, right?
I want to call my agent.
Our society seems exposed to ferocity and violence. What would Gabriel Macht do?
I've two inspirations for you: "1984" and "Equilibrium".
Gabriel, your zodiac sign is Aquarius. May I read you your horoscope?
Do as you want, but I don't believe in zodiacal folly.
Today a limiting limitations and an internal anxiety are crippling your spiritual enrichment, but compared to tomorrow today is a feast, so good luck.
Egads! You are dead on!
Gabriel, do you like jackals?
For which reason you do not like jackals, if I may ask?
First of all, they stink! And one jackal bite my grandpa's privy parts. This is one of the reasons I become an actor, so I should rethink my position on jackals.
According to some witnesses, you have been in a particular position with a star whose name I'm not allowed to tell. Any comment?
I deny any "situation", expecially one with V.S..
I may have a photograph.
You know, the photo has surely appeared spontaneously...
Spontaneously? I do not understand.
You know, probably some casual photons spontaneously produced a completely random picture in which you wrongly tagged me. For example, given the right conditions, your mother or your house could "spontaneously" start to burn. Is it all clear now?
Let's forget about that photo...
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