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Gabrielle
Gabrielle born April 16th, 1970 (Aries)
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Apart from singing, Gabrielle's second best choice would be the career of ananas grower (pixabay photo)

Gabrielle, which is your favorite fruit?
It is called "Gabrielle's sensation". During one of my famed explorations of the Hymalayas, I uncovered a little new shrub, now named Nicotrichia bracteata, that blooms only every 5 years. It then gives fruits whose taste reminds of bananas and mud. You have to be filthy rich even to find it strange...

If I may ask, do you have any particular fear?
For certain! I have acquired an irrational phobia for the color purple, after a bizzarre accident happened to my aunt. I'm also scared by spiders, but that is quite common.

Have you ever had a supernatural experience?
Ah, good memories... Several years ago I went camping with a special friend. You know, one thing led to another and so we did "it" in the woods, like lascivious gophers, in the middle of nature.

I've heard you are writing an autobiography. Is it true?
Indeed! It is deplorable that I have little time to put down the words, as we authors like to say. Last summer I've read the abridged outline of "The Wonderful Wizard of Oz", and I found it quite acceptable. Thus, I've asked my agent to contact the author - a certain Frank Baum - since I need a ghost writer, but for the time being I've not heard any news.

Can we play the "word association" game? I say a word and you answer with the first word that comes to mind. I begin with :
Q: gnu.

Gabrielle : noise

Q: hunger
Gabrielle : noise

Q: light
Gabrielle : noise

I don't think you are in the right mood.

Gabrielle refused to divulge her private telephone number, but here is a list of random numbers you can dream about :
631268901 458698491 728170426 4799822085 3256001514 629539688 543378868 2085316161 8595757366 4138713083 5124632306 6594708195 9166965089 4837713153 6407349991 8414280014 2064540128 3984884978 8735511925 8319470789
My supervisor had patiently set up my hurried meeting with Gabrielle many days beforehand. Unfortunately, I decided at the last moment that I had more interesting things to do, like learning Bulgarian or walking my pet coyote. So, the interview above is essentially based on what Gabrielle would have probably answered if I have met her, as suggested by a telephonic poll involving a couple of her fans.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.