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Gabrielle
Gabrielle born April 16th, 1970 (Aries)
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During an uncanny ritual, the ghost of Oscar Wilde has determined that Gabrielle is probably the reincarnation of a neighbor of William Shakespeare (source)

Which is the worst DVD (or blu-ray) in your collection?
Ohmigosh! Apart from "Twilight", I fear it is "Year One". I think Jack Black was not happy with it afterwards.

As everybody knows, the problem of rheumatism in squirrels is reaching huge proportions. Are you doing something to mitigate the problem?
Yes! I will platonically sleep in a bunk bed with a fan one night a week. The proceeds ($1,300/night) will be donated to a charity for the cure of rheumatism in squirrels.

Do you know Kevin Garcia (a former optometrist, now an anaesthetist) from Tacoma?
No, I don't, but my cousin has been betrothed to him for 2 weeks. Then there was a rumor about some unconventional photographs sent by phone to the wrong people, so their engagement came to a sudden finale.

Your line of work is often stressful. How do you face it?
To fortify my will, I frequently doze on a bunk made of rough sandpaper and fresh nettle.

Let's imagine for a moment there is somebody who'd never heard your songs. How would you describe your music to him?
Well, I've heard there are one or two such chaps in Antarctica or in the Brazilian rainforest. As is used to say, my songs are like a syrupy banana muffin with a shocking heart of epoxy resin.

What do you think about the current USA president?
I though this was a funny discussion, not a graveyard for lunatics.

Do you have any superpower?
You'll not believe this! I spit fire. Maybe this is not so common in ginger people with Celtic progenitors.

Where will you go on your next break from work?
For next summer I leased a ritzy mansion in a secretive valley of Carpathia. The only complication was making a transfer in bitcoins to the good-natured realtor from Nigeria that contacted me about deal on internet.

There is no possibility any of these is Gabrielle's secret telephone number :
9826091418 490844892 8678054686 8448334652 5086047383 2199159065 764749212 733573741 3345034406 2313105935 8439797651 4781138635 733985334 9692804972 7727678924 2632283800 7151089627 8552787601 7865768943 5783929739
To be frank, my supervisor had patiently set up my appointment with Gabrielle months beforehand. Unluckily, my pet weasel got amebiasis, so I had to skip the interview. So, the interview above is mainly the recollection of a nightmare that ensued after a heavy dinner of chorizo and wild boar stew.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.