Which is the worst DVD (or blu-ray) in your collection?
Ohmigosh! Apart from "Twilight", I fear it is "Year One". I think Jack Black was not happy with it afterwards.
As everybody knows, the problem of rheumatism in squirrels is reaching huge proportions. Are you doing something to mitigate the problem?
Yes! I will platonically sleep in a bunk bed with a fan one night a week. The proceeds ($1,300/night) will be donated to a charity for the cure of rheumatism in squirrels.
Do you know Kevin Garcia (a former optometrist, now an anaesthetist) from Tacoma?
No, I don't, but my cousin has been betrothed to him for 2 weeks. Then there was a rumor about some unconventional photographs sent by phone to the wrong people, so their engagement came to a sudden finale.
Your line of work is often stressful. How do you face it?
To fortify my will, I frequently doze on a bunk made of rough sandpaper and fresh nettle.
Let's imagine for a moment there is somebody who'd never heard your songs. How would you describe your music to him?
Well, I've heard there are one or two such chaps in Antarctica or in the Brazilian rainforest. As is used to say, my songs are like a syrupy banana muffin with a shocking heart of epoxy resin.
What do you think about the current USA president?
I though this was a funny discussion, not a graveyard for lunatics.
Do you have any superpower?
You'll not believe this! I spit fire. Maybe this is not so common in ginger people with Celtic progenitors.
Where will you go on your next break from work?
For next summer I leased a ritzy mansion in a secretive valley of Carpathia. The only complication was making a transfer in bitcoins to the good-natured realtor from Nigeria that contacted me about deal on internet.
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