What are your feelings about president Donald Trump?
I assured my canary I would not swear openly anymore, so I'd pretend I did not understand your question.
What would you like to do right now?
Eat something sweet.
If I may ask, do you have any particular phobia?
I suffer with an unreasonable fear for Teddy bears, after a bizzarre accident happened to my aunt. I'm also scared by tigers, but that is quite normal.
What do you think about the international situation?
It's hard to realized it when you live in a pink cloud pampered by willing servants, but there are regions where it is impossible to find even a so-so martini.
Gal, which is your favorite fruit?
It is called "Gal's miracle". During one of my peregrinations in the Borneo jungle, I uncovered an unremarkable plant unknown to botanists, now named Echinaclea nodulosa, that blooms only every 8 years. It then gives fruits whose taste reminds of apples and Alfredo sauce. You have to be rich enough even to find it bizarre...
Who were you in your first school play?
It was a play on the life of Ronald Reagan. I was the comic relief in the part of his imaginary friend.
If there was a movie produced about your life, who do you think should play you, and why?
It should be Emma Stone, because I liked her as Sarah Connor.
Do you know any good hangover cures?
Yes, in case of need mix two parts of champagne, three parts of lemonade and some tomato sauce. Apply the resulting concoction on your feet and your forehead.
• e-mail: yutmeyut -at- gmail.com • Disclaimer & Privacy •