Could you tell us something about your future project?
Yes. I'm on the set of the sequel of "Big Top Pee-Wee", a real classic whose relevance has not been fully acknowledged.
You have been the recipient of uncountable prizes. Do you remember what is the first prize you ever won?
I won the "Silver Chipmunk Prize" assigned by the city of Dallas for "outstanding yet superfluous acting achievement" at the age of 9.
If you didn't grow up to become known as the actress Gal Gadot, what do you think you would have done?
I would have enrolled at Boston College, signed up for Country-identification-by-its-fried-dishes 101, failed, and bailed out after a month with an online massively multiplayer videogames addiction.
Your zodiac sign is Taurus. May I read you your horoscope?
Please proceed, my friends say I'm a sucker for zodiacal foolishness.
Involuntarily, you are in an irksome position that holds you back from doing those things that you need to do. You can resolve this situation by isolating for 6 months in a hermitage.
Gosh! You are spot on!
Gal, how do you invest the considerable fortune you make in your career?
If you want to become rich fast, I can organize a meeting with some guys from Mexico who can show you how to double your stake. Seriously, if something goes south you'll become an instant organ donor.
Do people scream your name and follow you everywhere you go?
Yep! I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. I'm all-embracing: I'm known to enchant outstanding kings and modest crime scene cleaners alike. You know? There are 16 boulevards with my name in four different countries, not counting Zamunda and Tuvalu.
You seem to be always so sprightly and jovial. Do you also have a dark side?
I do. I do believe that each and every one has a dark side. Sometimes, when I bump into another actress, irritation darkens my heart and aversion makes my legs tremble. And suddenly, I feel the urge to estinguish that dimwit from this planet and whirl on her bleak grave. That is my amiable side... I let you imagine how dark my dark side is.
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