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Gal Gadot
Gal Gadot born April 30th, 1985 (Taurus)
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How do you invest the considerable fortune you make acting?
I asked myself: "What people can not do without?" the answer is candies! So I bought 1200000 boxes of candies which I'm keeping in my castle, waiting for the price to go up.

Your zodiac sign is Taurus. May I read you your horoscope?
Please proceed, but I'm a bit partial regarding zodiacal absurdity.

You will ram into a sloshed stranger from Phoenix, a retired technical writer named John with one eye hazel and the other brown. He will talk about a map allegedly signed by the egregious pirate Sir Henry Morgan, that places his gold in a ruined monastery in California. Don't follow him home!
Alakazam! Too late, that actually happened yesterday!

What would you like to do right now?
Take a nap on your couch.

Nowaday the problem of carbon monoxide poisoning in raccoons is attaining huge dimensions. Is Gal Gadot doing anything in this respect?
Surely! I will chastely sleep in a bunk bed with a supporter one night every two weeks. The profits ($1,000/night) will go to a charity for the cure of carbon monoxide poisoning in raccoons.

Do you remember which is the first award you ever won?
At the early age of 7, I won the "Copper Cat Medallion" assigned by the municipality of Seattle for "unprecedented but unrequested stage performance".

If I may ask, do you have any particular fear?
Yes, actually I do! I have acquired an irrational fear for the color purple, because of an uncanny accident happened to my aunt. I'm also scared by Ouija boards, but that is quite normal.

Could you substantiate the rumours about the lost mermaid DNA samples?
Ask me no questions and I'll tell you no lies! You can't stand the truth!

There is no possibility any of these is Gal Gadot's secret telephone number :
3678799906 2091416725 563546890 8178208950 4713907317 9627646032 5573310347 983673986 6896162041 6342953286 7014364390 6994848625 6735691143 2347042567 5213977585 504584728 9567631753 4669934695 9348049488 969352651
I patiently lay in wait forever before being able to have a short meeting with Gal Gadot. The resulting article was awe-inspiring, like it was written by the ghost of Jack London under the effects of prescription exotic drugs. Thus, it was highly deplorable that my koala (probably on purpose!) shredded my only copy! After I punished myself, I made an attempt to extract from my crumbling neurons those jaw-dropping words. To be aboveboard, I'm not so certain this web page is an entirely precise chronicle of what transpired during our talk, and so I'm beginning to be uncertain it actually happened...
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.