Do you have any birthmark?
Oh yes! I have a little eagle shaped birthmark on my right forearm. Probably my father did have a nightmare involving an eagle while my mother was pregnant.
If happiness were an animal, what would it be?
In my dreams it is a weasel. A big, fat, placid weasel, gorged and heavy-eyed in the summer shade.
Could you suggest a remedy for hay fever?
Yes, here it is my sure relief for hay fever. Mix two parts of whiskey, three parts of ground coffee and some Alfredo sauce. Put the resulting concoction on your arms and your feet.
What’s the best sound in the world?
It is the soothing rustle of a roll of new banknotes touching each other. But please, write instead something more crowd-pleasing, like "the first word of your kid" or "the placid purr of a lovable kitten".
Do you have a favorite book?
I'm totally enthusiastic about "A Christmas Carol" by Charlie Dickends.
You surely mean, by Charles Dickens?
I'm not used to be lambasted by ugly interviewers, and in any case we can agree to disagree.
A well-known person you think to as your doppelganger?
As my agent keeps repeating, Goethe, because of our deep bright eyes. We both love little chipmunks.
Which is your favorite karaoke song?
My favorite karaoke song is "Never Felt Like This Before" by Shaznay Lewis.
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