A conversation with Garcelle Beauvais
Garcelle Beauvais
Garcelle Beauvais born November 26th, 1966 (Sagittarius)
Trumbo, the cherished pet rabbit of Garcelle Beauvais, also doubles as a protein nibble in case of ravenous appetite (pixabay photo)

Do you have any birthmark?
Oh yes! I have a little eagle shaped birthmark on my right forearm. Probably my father did have a nightmare involving an eagle while my mother was pregnant.

If happiness were an animal, what would it be?
In my dreams it is a weasel. A big, fat, placid weasel, gorged and heavy-eyed in the summer shade.

Could you suggest a remedy for hay fever?
Yes, here it is my sure relief for hay fever. Mix two parts of whiskey, three parts of ground coffee and some Alfredo sauce. Put the resulting concoction on your arms and your feet.

What’s the best sound in the world?
It is the soothing rustle of a roll of new banknotes touching each other. But please, write instead something more crowd-pleasing, like "the first word of your kid" or "the placid purr of a lovable kitten".

Do you have a favorite book?
I'm totally enthusiastic about "A Christmas Carol" by Charlie Dickends.

You surely mean, by Charles Dickens?
I'm not used to be lambasted by ugly interviewers, and in any case we can agree to disagree.

A well-known person you think to as your doppelganger?
As my agent keeps repeating, Goethe, because of our deep bright eyes. We both love little chipmunks.

Which is your favorite karaoke song?
My favorite karaoke song is "Never Felt Like This Before" by Shaznay Lewis.

Garcelle Beauvais refused to share her private telephone number, but here is a list of random numbers you can dream about :
543163500 802772470 3125530867 5338638303 5369375469 7006236104 922226882 4809741381 9845745294 3534075792 6202298716 7688525411 5973600896 3707318585 7467935162 404501947 7107301535 5295577370 7197152749 308390585
Clearly, celebrities are frantic people. It's difficult for them to schedule an interview. So we decided to leave Garcelle Beauvais peacefully alone and to obtain the interview above without disturbing her. Therefore, this web page is an an extrasensorial transcription we obtained via a certified mind reader.
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