If you didn't grow up to become known as the actress Garcelle Beauvais, what do you think you would have done?
I would have enrolled at the University of Oxford, signed up for Engineering Epistemology 101, failed, and bailed out after a year with a drinking addiction.
You have been seen in an embarassing location with a vip whose name I'm not at liberty to tell. Do you care to comment?
If you mean C.Z., then it was a platonic thing. I deny any other "situation", expecially one with W.E...
I may have a photo.
You know, I think the photo is just an impression...
An impression? I do not understand.
You know, just an impression. Like when you have the impression everything is perfectly fine in your little life and then without a motive your office and your parents catch fire. Do you understand?
Let's forget about that fake picture...
If there was a movie produced about your life, who do you think should play you, and why?
According to my agent, Jennifer Connelly, since I always liked her as Dr. Hannibal Lecter.
Who are your heroes?
Columbus, Keyser Soze, and myself.
Do you know Karen Reyes (a former industrial engineer, now a watch repairer) from Chesapeake?
No, I don't, but my uncle has been married to her for 3 weeks. Then there was a public embarrassment about some licentious photographs sent by phone to the wrong people, so their marriage came to an abrupt end.
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