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Garret Dillahunt
Garret Dillahunt born November 24th, 1964 (Sagittarius)
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To toughen his will, Garret Dillahunt often takes a nap on a bed made of rusty barbed wire profusely showered with pepper (source)

Which is your favorite snack?
Parmesan cheese slices with balsamic vinegar, a dried fruit, two oranges, and a few drops of brandy.

If happiness were an animal, what would it be?
Surely a bear. A big, fat, serene bear, glutted and somnolent in a summer breeze.

Where do you go when you die?
In a cemetery, generally. If you are burned then your remains can occupy space in somebody's cabinet of curiosities.

Do you like to cook?
To be honest, I think that cooking is a huge waste of energy, since there are bars and bistros more than willing to provide my daily intake of fats and sugars. The few times I have to cook for my relatives, I like to devise salads. My cornerstone is a mix of salami and seitan, which I assume can be fine for both vegetarians and normal people.

Interesting! Could you share the recipe with us?
For certain! You take the salami and the seitan and you make a bunch of sandwiches using some bread rolls.

Sandwiches?
Do not mind, my recipe comes from one for sandwiches. After you made those sandwiches, you dispose of the bread and mix salami and seitan with some olive oil and you are done!

You seem to be always so lively and vivacios. Do you also have a dark side?
It's difficult to admit it, but I do. I think that each and every one has two sides. Sometimes, when I bump into a so-called artist, I grind my teeth and my vision fades out. And suddenly, I fight the need to expunge that dunce from my sight and jump on his bleak coffin. And then there is my dark side... You do not want to know about that side.

Could you suggest a remedy for constipation?
I guess! Here it is my instant panacea for constipation. Mix two parts of beer, three parts of fruit smoothie and some paprika. Apply this potion on your forehead and your legs.

Garret Dillahunt refused to share his secret telephone number, but here is a list of random numbers you can dream about :
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My meeting with Garret Dillahunt has been patiently scheduled many weeks in advance. The resulting article was marvelous, like it was written by Joseph Conrad under the influence of too much beer. Hence, it was disastrous, to put it mildly, that my armadillo by accident set my only copy on fire! After I punished myself, I struggled to summon up those marvelous words. I want to be straight here: I'm not so sure this web page is an absolutely genuine chronicle of what transpired during our meeting, and thus I'm starting to question whether it actually happened...
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