Garret, some witnesses have seen you in a particular situation with a celebrity whose name or gender I've not the permission to reveal. Do you have any comment?
If you mean L.E., then it was an absolutely innocent thing. I deny any other such "situation", expecially one with I.S...
I may have a photograph.
Well, the photo has surely appeared spontaneously...
Spontaneously? I do not understand.
Yes, probably some casual photons spontaneously conjured an absolutely random photo in which you mistakenly spotted me. For example, given the right conditions, your house or your cat may "spontaneously" blow up. Capisce?
I think I've lost that (probably faked) photo anyway...
Garret, do you like gnus?
For which reason you do not like gnus, if I may ask?
Actually, they stink! And one gnu bite my uncle in his private parts. That was one of the motives I become an artist, so I should probably rethink my opinion about gnus.
What have you got in your pocket?
I got a pile of banknotes in my pockets. You can stare at them in awe, you may ever smell them, but they are mine, all mine. My preciouss roll of banknotes...
Could you tell us the story of your next movie?
Just a hint. It is the story of Raymond, a fitter and turner from Reno. He is seized by an enigmatic society and he is demanded to write absurd "entirelY faUx Talks" for some web site, from a hidden underground lab. (If I can't be freed, tell Dorothy I always loved her...)
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