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Garret Dillahunt
Garret Dillahunt born November 24th, 1964 (Sagittarius)
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Less known fact: before becoming famous Garret Dillahunt has lived for 7 years in a Klingon cooperative in Austin (source)

Garret, some witnesses have seen you in a particular situation with a celebrity whose name or gender I've not the permission to reveal. Do you have any comment?
If you mean L.E., then it was an absolutely innocent thing. I deny any other such "situation", expecially one with I.S...

I may have a photograph.
Well, the photo has surely appeared spontaneously...

Spontaneously? I do not understand.
Yes, probably some casual photons spontaneously conjured an absolutely random photo in which you mistakenly spotted me. For example, given the right conditions, your house or your cat may "spontaneously" blow up. Capisce?

I think I've lost that (probably faked) photo anyway...
Garret, do you like gnus?

Surely not!

For which reason you do not like gnus, if I may ask?
Actually, they stink! And one gnu bite my uncle in his private parts. That was one of the motives I become an artist, so I should probably rethink my opinion about gnus.

What have you got in your pocket?
I got a pile of banknotes in my pockets. You can stare at them in awe, you may ever smell them, but they are mine, all mine. My preciouss roll of banknotes...

Could you tell us the story of your next movie?
Just a hint. It is the story of Raymond, a fitter and turner from Reno. He is seized by an enigmatic society and he is demanded to write absurd "entirelY faUx Talks" for some web site, from a hidden underground lab. (If I can't be freed, tell Dorothy I always loved her...)

There is no possibility any of these is Garret Dillahunt's private telephone number :
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I waited for years for an occasion to have a brief exchange with Garret Dillahunt. The resulting interview was fantastic, like it was written by the spirit of Agatha Christie under the effects of unhealthy beverages. Hence, it was disastrous that my cousin Anthony ate my only copy! After I invoked the Incredible Hulk in vain, I made an effort to remember those marvelous words. Actually, to be honest here: I'm not so sure this web page is a completely genuine report of what transpired during our exchange, and I'm beginning to question whether it ever was real...
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.