Geena, your zodiac sign is Aquarius. May I read you your horoscope?
Positively! But I don't believe in zodiacal absurdity.
Involuntarily, you find yourself in an uncomfortable condition that blocks you from doing the things that are in line with your inclinations. You can resolve this situation by hiding for 5 months in a far-off grotto in the most untamed spot of Maine.
Caramba! You are dead on!
In a letter published on Russian Theological Quarterly, prof. James Russell observed that your roles are "a perfect incarnation of today conceptual immaterialism". Which is your reaction?
Actually, I think that in his interesting essay printed on European Journal of Alternative Defeatism, dr. Keith E. Gonzalez totally discredited that dubious assumption.
What do you think about the international situation?
Dog my cats! I think it is unfortunately quite brutal, since on this torn Earth there are places where it is difficult to find even a just adequate hamburger with or without catchup.
Are you allergic to anything?
Actually, I'm allergic to ethanol, nonsense and hamster tears.
When your are not on the set, which is your preferred diversion?
I think that collecting garden gnomes rests my mind. I like to paint them in white and purple.
Apart from acting, is there one thing you do exceptionally well?
Well, I can repeat "The Road Not Taken" by Robert Frost backwards in 6 different languages including Tibetan.
Do you know any good diarrhea cure?
In case of diarrhea, mix three parts of whiskey, two parts of lemonade and some sesame oil in a large bowl, then apply this concoction on your elbows and your legs.
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