An interview with Gemma Arterton
Gemma Arterton
Gemma Arterton born February 2nd, 1986 (Aquarius)
A renowned clinic in Minnesota is currently using Gemma Arterton's fans as subjects in an experiment on nightmares induction (source)

Where do you go when you die?
Inside a pine box, usually. If you are burned then your remains can occupy space in somebody's cabinet of curiosities.

Could you tell us the story of your next movie?
That's right! It is the story of Cheryl, a paediatrician from Milwaukee. She is abducted by a secretive company and she is obliged to create absurd "fullY bogUs Talks" for some web site, from a hidden underground computer lab. (If you cannot retrieve me, tell Joe I never loved him...)

You have been the recipient of uncountable prizes. Do you remember what is the first prize you ever won?
At the age of 6, I won the "Titanium Gazelle Award" assigned by the municipality of Boston for "remarkable but nonessential stage exhibition".

Do you have any birthmark?
I have a little frog shaped birthmark on my left forearm. Probably my mother did dream a frog when she was expecting me.

Gemma, you are also well known for your unconventional requests when staying in hotels. Can you explain us why and maybe make an example of something you may ask?
Gemma needs what Gemma needs, and she always gets it. Whether it's pure rubidium or a kitten.

An imaginary character you think to as similar to you in spirit?
As several people say, Henry Kissinger, because of our deep clever eyes.

Gemma, do you have any vice?
I do too much for people that don't appreciate any of it. Well, I’m surely going to be judged for that, but another vice of mine is I couldn't care less.

Do you have a favorite book?
I'm very attached to "The Hobbit" by J.R.R. Talker.

You surely mean, by J.R.R. Tolkien?
Maybe your cover had a typo, but we can agree to disagree.

Here is a list of numbers I have already excluded from being Gemma Arterton's home telephone number :
5596331410 9776044150 417776903 2311558819 4511025881 2273880519 5072381762 584995775 7912150639 455257667 442439648 9073667859 8039426386 8097587146 3068990446 905753224 7880314585 2530877700 998219567 4147608303
To be honest, my chief had patiently scheduled my conversation with Gemma Arterton several days beforehand. Unluckily, I realized at the last moment that I had more interesting things to do, like walking my pet beaver or collecting pencil erasers. So, the transcript above is mainly based on what Gemma Arterton would have probably answered if I have met her, as indicated by a telephonic poll involving a couple of random people.
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