Gene, where did you go on your last holiday?
Recently I rented a ritzy mansion on the secretive mountains of Estonia. The rent included a drawbridge to protect my privacy and also a group of local extras impersonating shutterbugs.
Could you improvise a lyric for us.
For certain! Here it is
Could you tell us what's your earliest memory?
Well, I'm the testimonial for a new fragrance called "My Earliest Memory", so I cannot speak about the subject freely.
I can't wait to try it.
Well, it will be distributed only in Botswana and Santa Prisca.
Gene, your zodiac sign is Gemini. May I read you your horoscope?
Please proceed, but I'm a bit partial regarding zodiacal rubbish.
Today a concerning work issue and an emotional awareness are crippling your spiritual enrichment, but with respect to next Sunday today is very good day, so good luck.
Pfft! You are dead on!
Gene, what's your vice?
I’m addicted to videogames. Perhaps you are going to condemn me for that, but another vice of mine is I couldn't care less.
What do you think about the international situation?
Holy mackarel! I think it is currently very harsh, since there are countries where it is hopeless to find even an almost passable apple martini.
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