A conversation with Gene Wilder
Gene Wilder
Gene Wilder born June 11th, 1933 (Gemini)
His breakfast when he wants to stay light (pixabay photo)

Gene, where did you go on your last holiday?
Recently I rented a ritzy mansion on the secretive mountains of Estonia. The rent included a drawbridge to protect my privacy and also a group of local extras impersonating shutterbugs.

Could you improvise a lyric for us.
For certain! Here it is

The gazelle of grief
The uncanny gazelle of grief
succumbs on the foggy plains of wreck
when I stare at the madness of this planet.
If only it had been the boar of grief
we could have bacon at least.

Could you tell us what's your earliest memory?
Well, I'm the testimonial for a new fragrance called "My Earliest Memory", so I cannot speak about the subject freely.

I can't wait to try it.
Well, it will be distributed only in Botswana and Santa Prisca.

Gene, your zodiac sign is Gemini. May I read you your horoscope?
Please proceed, but I'm a bit partial regarding zodiacal rubbish.

Today a concerning work issue and an emotional awareness are crippling your spiritual enrichment, but with respect to next Sunday today is very good day, so good luck.
Pfft! You are dead on!

Gene, what's your vice?
I’m addicted to videogames. Perhaps you are going to condemn me for that, but another vice of mine is I couldn't care less.

What do you think about the international situation?
Holy mackarel! I think it is currently very harsh, since there are countries where it is hopeless to find even an almost passable apple martini.

Here is a list of numbers I have already excluded from being Gene Wilder's private telephone number :
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My short conversation with Gene Wilder has been set up several months in advance. The resulting article was great, like it was written by the ghost of Walt Whitman at his peak. Hence, it was highly damaging, to put it mildly, that my cat by accident devoured my only copy! After I tried to wake myself up, I tried to extract from my fading neurons those wonderful words. To be clear here: I'm not one hundred percent certain this web page is an entirely precise account of what transpired during our conversation, and I'm beginning to doubt it actually happened...
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