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Gene Wilder
Gene Wilder born June 11th, 1933 (Gemini)
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After his fans insistence, Gene Wilder will chastely sleep in a bunk bed with a devotee one night a month. The profits ($800/night) will be granted to a foundation for the cure of jaundice in bobcats (source)

What do you eat between meals?
Chicken nuggets with dill, a carrot, three kiwi fruits, and a bit of red wine.

If happiness were an animal, what would it be?
It is a hamster. A large, fat, poised hamster, glutted and dozy in the shade of a large tree.

Which is the most embarrassing DVD (or blu-ray) in your collection?
Shit fire and save matches! Excluding "Swept Away", probabably it is "Just Go With It" or "B*A*P*S".

If you could choose someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
Pocahontas.

You know that that's not a real person, right?
I think I'm gonna cry now.

Do you like to cook?
To be honest, I believe that cooking food is a big waste of energy. After all, there are supporters and cafeterias willing to deliver my daily RDA of sugars and vitamines. The few times I oblige to cook for my relatives, I like to devise salads. My most cherished one is a mix of beef jerk and tofu, which I presume can accomodate both vegs and normal people.

Would you like to share the recipe with us?
Will do! You take the beef jerk and the tofu and you make a bunch of sandwiches using some sesame buns.

Sesame buns?
It does not matter, I obtained the recipe from one for a sandwich. So you make those sandwiches, then you throw away the bread and mix beef jerk and tofu with some chives and you are done!

Almost surely none of the following numbers are Gene Wilder's secret telephone number :
355508428 9200220794 7944408461 266504513 2595556274 880218555 8334264813 8846124417 3573605179 6987767612 5150899239 5736583626 9996361311 757194679 5052875577 429887555 786359761 474839234 7976758810 884361424
I waited for many weeks before being able to have a hurried interview with Gene Wilder. The resulting article was fantastic, like "Fight Club" rewritten by Zorro. Thus, it was highly unfavorable, to put it mildly, that my uncle Eric by accident (I assume) shredded my only copy! After I invoked Wolverine in vain, I struggled to recapture those awe-inspiring words. So, to be aboveboard, I'm not so confident this web page is a totally factual chronicle of our exchange, and thus I'm starting to doubt it actually took place...
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.