Gene Wilder born June 11th, 1933 (Gemini)

Gene Wilder born June 11th, 1933 (Gemini)

After his fans insistence, Gene Wilder will chastely sleep in a bunk bed with a devotee one night a month. The profits ($800/night) will be granted to a foundation for the cure of jaundice in bobcats (source)

What do you eat between meals?
Chicken nuggets with dill, a carrot, three kiwi fruits, and a bit of red wine.

If happiness were an animal, what would it be?
It is a hamster. A large, fat, poised hamster, glutted and dozy in the shade of a large tree.

Which is the most embarrassing DVD (or blu-ray) in your collection?
Shit fire and save matches! Excluding "Swept Away", probabably it is "Just Go With It" or "B*A*P*S".

If you could choose someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
Pocahontas.

You know that that's not a real person, right?
I think I'm gonna cry now.

Do you like to cook?
To be honest, I believe that cooking food is a big waste of energy. After all, there are supporters and cafeterias willing to deliver my daily RDA of sugars and vitamines. The few times I oblige to cook for my relatives, I like to devise salads. My most cherished one is a mix of beef jerk and tofu, which I presume can accomodate both vegs and normal people.

Would you like to share the recipe with us?
Will do! You take the beef jerk and the tofu and you make a bunch of sandwiches using some sesame buns.

Sesame buns?
It does not matter, I obtained the recipe from one for a sandwich. So you make those sandwiches, then you throw away the bread and mix beef jerk and tofu with some chives and you are done!