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Gene Wilder
Gene Wilder born June 11th, 1933 (Gemini)
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Is her his secret lover? (pixabay photo)

Do you do your own shopping?
I would love to, but I'm so absorbed in doing important things for all the people to waste time on such bagatelles. Usually, I pay a group of experts to elaborate my grocery list and e-mail it to a gang of professional buyers spread around the globe. For the clothes, I ever hire a squad of surrogates, each sharing with me one body part measure.

Could you suggest a remedy for flu?
In case of flu, mix one part of gin, two parts of fruit drink and some olive oil. Gargle with the resulting brew every 20 minutes for at least 4 hours.

Gene, you are always so strapping. How do you do that?
I have embraced the Blue Diet: during the month of September I eat nothing but blue foods, like blueberries, blue Smarties, blue potatoes and naturally deceased blue jays.

Which is the coolest flag in the world?
Surely the flag of Brutopia, probably because it has my face in a corner. Brutopia is a beautiful but unlucky country. They are so poor they recycle dandruff.

Could you tell us something about your ongoing project?
Why not! I'm on the set of the sequel of "Spice World", a little masterpiece whose sense has not been perceived.

What do you think of the issue of global warming?
I have deducted that this alleged global warming phenomenon is presumably an abominable plot of Syldavia's double agents.

What have you got in your pocket?
I got a pyramid of banknotes in my pockets. You can stare at them, you can ever touch them, but they are mine, all mine. My preciouss roll of banknotes...

When your are not acting, which is your favorite pastime?
I think that collecting old TV antennas rests my mind.

I will not deceive you by falsely stating that Gene Wilder's secret telephone number is listed here :
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My interview with Gene Wilder has been patiently set up many weeks in advance. The resulting interview was impressive, like it was written by the spirit of Jules Verne under the effects of prescription exotic beverages. So, it was unlucky, to put it mildly, that my armadillo destroyed my only copy! After I showed vital signs again, I tried to recapture those jaw-dropping words. To be aboveboard, I'm not so sure this web page contains a completely accurate run-down of what transpired during our talk, and I'm starting to wonder if it actually happened...
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.