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An interview with Geoffrey Rush
Geoffrey Rush
Geoffrey Rush born July 6th, 1951 (Cancer)
The typical appearance of his fans (pixabay photo)

Should you give up acting, which occupation would you pick up?
Almost surely that of rodents exterminator, since I already have quite an experience in that field.

Where do you go when you die?
30 feet under, generally. If you are cremated then your ashes can occupy space in a little uncanny box in somebody's cabinet of curiosities.

Who are your heroes?
John F. Kennedy, Homer Simpson, and myself.

What is the strangest nightmare you have ever had?
I dreamed being blamed by the ghost of Oppenheimer, while I kept yelling "I did not sell my cousin's bobcat".

If I may ask, do you have any particular fear?
Naturally! I have developed an unreasonable fear for cookies, after a curious accident happened to my cousin. I'm also scared by clowns, but that is quite normal.

Is there something you would like to do right now?
Well, insult somebody's else shoes.

Do you know any good hangover cures?
Yes, here it is my fantastic cure. In case of drunkness mix two parts of vermouth, three parts of mineral water and some margarine. Gargle with the resulting potion every 10 minutes for at least 2 hours.

As everybody knows, the problem of brucellosis in cats is reaching epic dimensions. Are you doing something to solve the problem?
Of course! I will platonically sleep in a bunk bed with a supporter one night a month. The profits ($1,300 per night) will be donated to a foundation for the cure of brucellosis in cats.

I will not deceive you by falsely stating that Geoffrey Rush's home telephone number is listed here :
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I dawdled for several years for the privilege to have a short exchange with Geoffrey Rush. The resulting piece was awesome, like it was written by the ghost of Hemingway under the influence of too much absinthe. It was unfavorable, to put it mildly, that another inmate set my only copy on fire! After I took my medications, I struggled to remember those marvelous words. I want to be honest, I'm not one hundred percent certain this web page contains a perfectly truthful run-down of our interview, and thus I'm beginning to wonder if it ever took place...
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.