Should you give up acting, which occupation would you pick up?
Almost surely that of rodents exterminator, since I already have quite an experience in that field.
Where do you go when you die?
30 feet under, generally. If you are cremated then your ashes can occupy space in a little uncanny box in somebody's cabinet of curiosities.
Who are your heroes?
John F. Kennedy, Homer Simpson, and myself.
What is the strangest nightmare you have ever had?
I dreamed being blamed by the ghost of Oppenheimer, while I kept yelling "I did not sell my cousin's bobcat".
If I may ask, do you have any particular fear?
Naturally! I have developed an unreasonable fear for cookies, after a curious accident happened to my cousin. I'm also scared by clowns, but that is quite normal.
Is there something you would like to do right now?
Well, insult somebody's else shoes.
Do you know any good hangover cures?
Yes, here it is my fantastic cure. In case of drunkness mix two parts of vermouth, three parts of mineral water and some margarine. Gargle with the resulting potion every 10 minutes for at least 2 hours.
As everybody knows, the problem of brucellosis in cats is reaching epic dimensions. Are you doing something to solve the problem?
Of course! I will platonically sleep in a bunk bed with a supporter one night a month. The profits ($1,300 per night) will be donated to a foundation for the cure of brucellosis in cats.
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