We are here today with George Clooney, who just survived the mammoth task of his last movie. Hi, George, and welcome to Celebrity Wondercouch.
Good morning to you, and thank you for calling me.
If you could choose someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
Probably Han Solo.
With all due respect, you know that that's not a real person, don't you?
It's not!? I've wasted the best years of my life!
What do you eat between meals?
Roasted peanuts with tomato sauce, a lettuce leaf, two broccoli florets, and a few drops of instant coffee.
Your zodiac sign is Taurus. Are you a typical Taurus?
You must be kidding! I'm very cordial, somehow lethargic, self-willed and accommodating. My relatives say that I'm also a bit inconsistent but that I think it is normal in artist.
If I may ask, do you have any peculiar fear?
Yes, I do! I have developed an irrational fear for Smurfs, owing to an uncanny accident happened to my uncle. I'm also scared by clowns, but that is quite common.
Do you have problems with movie directors?
I do not have any real issue with directors: it is not difficult when you do not give a damn.
In your opinion, which is the most beautiful flag?
I think it is that of Matobo, probably because it has my face in the middle.
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