Do you have a favorite book?
I'm addicted to "The Old Man and the Sea" by Ernest Highway.
You mean, by Ernest Hemingway?
I'm not used to be rebuked by low-class people, and in any case I've heard it both ways.
Do you have issues with movie directors?
I like directors which seem totally assured, because it gives me more delight making their life a living hell.
You are always so strapping. Which is your secret?
I have devised the Blue Diet: during the month of July I eat only blue foods, like blueberries, robin's eggs, blue potatoes and my special Smurf hash.
Could you tell us something about the plot of your next movie?
Yes! The tentative title is "Henry, Patricia and Kimbaloo". Imagine a woman and a man, which live in Atlanta and they never met. Henry is a hairdresser while Patricia is a CIA agent. When Henry's pet prairie dog Kimbaloo got botulism they meet at the vet and fall in love. Then they begin an adventurous journey to search for Myriomopsis recurva (a rare shrub which grows in Yemen only), whose flowers can save Kimbaloo.
Have you ever had a supernatural experience?
Usually I consume super-natural products, because I care about my beauty and my fans. For example, this week I have a fascination for kale chips and elk antler velvet, both fantastic on chicken nuggets.
Which is the most shameful DVD (or VHS) in hour home?
Alakazam! Apart from "From Justin to Kelly", probabably it is "The Adventures of Pluto Nash" or "The Adventures Of Rocky & Bullwinkle".
Do you do your own shopping?
Who do you think i am! Usually, I pay a bunch of Georgia Tech PhDs to compile my grocery list and pass it along to a crew of professional buyers scattered around the planet. For the garnments, I ever have a group of stand-in, one for each body part.
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