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George Michael
George Michael born June 25th, 1963 (Cancer)
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In his country house in California, near the Matthew McConaughey's one, George Michael is producing his own red wine, whose name, by an unluckly coincidence, sounds just like a shocking insult in Chinese (pixabay photo)

I've heard you are about to publish a book. Would you like to share with us a few details?
The actual details on my imminent book will soon be printed in the book itself. What I can say now is that it will be my unofficial autobiography, a long due work soon to be released in daily instalments.

Do you like to cook?
To be honest, I think that cooking is quite a waste of time. After all, there are relatives and bars willing to provide my daily RDA of fats and vitamines. In the few occasions I have to cook for my friends, I like to design salads. My treasure is a mix of sausages and tofu, which I presume can accomodate both vegs and normal people.

Interesting! Could you share the recipe with us?
By all means! You take the sausages and the tofu and you make a bunch of sandwiches using some whole-grain buns.

Whole-grain buns?
It does not matter, my recipe derives from one for sandwiches. So you make the sandwiches, then you throw away the bread and mix sausages and tofu with some black vinegar and there it is!

Which is the most embarrassing DVD (or blu-ray) in your possession?
Piffle! Apart from "From Justin to Kelly", which was a gift, I fear it is "Leprechaun". One of worst moves of Jennifer Aniston.

Do you have a favorite flag?
I always liked Archenland flag. It is yellow and violet with a yellow fox somewhere. Archenland is a beautiful but unlucky country. They are so broke that theft is legal from 4 to 5 AM.

Are you allergic to anything?
Sure enough! I have a little intolerance to groundhogs, nicotine and rainbows.

Where do you go when you die?
If you have been good, you go to France, if you have been mischievous, you go to Los Angeles.

George Michael refused to share his private telephone number, but here is a list of random numbers you can dream about :
326741229 376030634 4509588025 9060468740 700356765 3067342101 2457532520 464770546 757716837 8763527802 2520277313 5690499505 8703563218 4475864392 971573889 5344168080 6327205357 383052942 8319773283 3734868363
My little conversation with George Michael has been patiently scheduled several weeks in advance. The resulting article was staggering, like it was written by the ghost of Oscar Wilde under the influence of too much champagne. Hence, it was very unfortunate, to put it mildly, that another inmate ate my only copy! After I invoked Spider-man in vain, I struggled to summon up those imposing words. I want to be straight, I'm not one hundred percent sure this web page is a perfectly accurate run-down of what transpired during our interview, and thus I'm starting to question whether it ever happened...
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.